Mrs. Purchase

Another man's woman that you want to fuck or are fucking.

Damn baby you can be my Mrs. Purchase.

See that girl over there? That's my new Mrs. Purchase

by junkyard5dawg October 8, 2017

parchnicity

N. A feeling or need; and unquenchable thirst or desire to consume an irrational number of low grade malt beverages. Usually the result of unexplained extra time between beer league softball games... or possibly related to the losing end of a 30-2 drubbing.

It was clear that Jan had allowed his parchnicity to take control of his actions, as he proceeded to consume 14 beers and hit 5 foul ball outs.

by heavydman September 14, 2008

Porch-cane

Enjoying a frosty Hurricane malt beverage on the front porch of a dilapidated house or building while sitting preferably on a couch and watching traffic drive by.

"Dude," he said with a grin, "The weather is pretty sweet today, lets have a porch-cane."

by Slippery Nickel April 26, 2008

Porchfik

A small gardening tool that originated in the Eastern United States.

I got to the garden and realized I had forgotten my porchfik.

by E.H.4.P March 25, 2009

Perchanka

The female genitalia.

Bro #1: Hey man, did you get some booty last night?

Bro #2: No, bro. She wouldn't let me get at that perchanka.

by waterskibum August 3, 2010

porch slacker

Someone who is readily suitable for any endeavor, but is too self aware to ever leave his house. A mental block that most commonly affects teen-aged through middle-aged men (and some women) who face anxiety when leaving their house. See also: herb.

Susan: Alonso was so totally stoked for this party, but I don't see him anywhere..
Jake: Yea but he's such a porch slacker, he's probably masturbating to those spring fling pictures I posted on his facebook page.

by EEPERSCREEPERS May 21, 2010

porchslam

When your friend (usually of Italian heritage) has impromptu sex on a porch. A bone sesh on any porch, balcony, or patio where you end up having sex on the furniture, railings, or the ground.

Holy crap, that Italian girl totally took me up on a porchslam last night. Score, dude!

by Dr. Definitionz November 14, 2010