Procrastiwrenching

Wrenching on, or working on an automobile, motorcycle, or the like, in order to put off the accomplishment of something more important.

Steve has been procrastiwrenching all day. He needs to back away from the Miata, and study for his Econ exam.

by LS miata March 7, 2011

Procrastinating

You're doing that right now aren't you? Get off the internet and do your homework.

No seriously, stop procrastinating right now and get off the internet. Don't try and go to a new tab. Do your homework!

by electricspider93 September 28, 2014

Procrastination

Procrastination is a term used to identify with most people aged from 11-forever. Procrastination is the process by which one gets bored doing meaningful work and proceeds to go trolling for memes or other things on the internet. One form of procrastination is ironically coming up with the defintion of procrastination which happens to be what im doing right now.

PROCRASTINATION. 'NUFF SAID.

by AsTheWindBlows July 14, 2016

semi-productive procrastination

(noun) what you do when you don't feel like working but aren't procrastinating either. instead, you're being semi-productive regarding what you should be doing. instead of doing your work, you're doing something related to it but completely unnecessary.

also: (verb) to semi-productively procrastinate.

also: (adj.) a semi-productive procrastinator.

DIFFERENT than productive procrastination because you're NOT being fully productive with random things other than your work, nor are you being fully productive with your actual job.
rather, you ARE being somewhat kinda productive towards what you should be doing (but aren't).

similar to quasimultislacking but not exactly.

friend: "i'm working on that current events assignment for tomorrow, how 'bout u?"
semi-productive procrastinator: "yeah me too! i've spent the past 20 minutes trying out different fonts."
friend: "that semi-productive procrastination will be the thing that brings your GPA down."

by effyes September 25, 2010

procrastabating

wasting time by masturabating or procrastinating by jerking it

i should of have mowed the yard but instead i spent my time procrastabating.

by DougEjensen April 23, 2010

Cell Processor

Cell is a microprocessor architecture jointly developed by a Sony, Toshiba, and IBM alliance known as STI.

Cell is a shorthand for Cell Broadband Engine Architecture, commonly abbreviated CBEA in full or Cell BE in part. Cell combines a general-purpose POWER-architecture core of modest performance with streamlined coprocessing elements which greatly accelerate multimedia and vector processing applications, as well as many other forms of dedicated computation.

The major commercial application of Cell is in Sony's upcoming PlayStation 3 game console which is slated to launch in November 2006. It will also become available in a blade configuration from Mercury Computer Systems. Toshiba has announced plans to incorporate Cell in high definition television sets. Exotic features such as the XDR memory subsystem and coherent EIB interconnect appear to position Cell for future applications in the supercomputing space to exploit the Cell processor's prowess in floating point kernels.

Up to Two-Billion calculations a second.

Sources:
--OPM (Official Playstation Magazine)
--Wikipedia (www.wikipedia.org)

Sony will use the cell processor in its next-gen console, the PS3

by Matt McManus June 28, 2006

procrastinap

when you don't want to do your work, and you're also tired, you will take a short nap in the meantime and finish work later. one of the best ways to procrastinate.

I don't want to write this paper, so I'm going to take a procrastinap in the meantime.

by cold in here throw a coal at m April 21, 2009