premarital text

The act of texting (text messaging) a member of the opposite sex, outside the confines of a relationship, in flirtatious ways, often insinuating the desire for a deeper, intimate relationship.

"That girl that works in the cubicle next to you is really good looking. I would so premarital text her."

by Eric Vinson December 10, 2008

Premature Evacuation

The premature expulsion of faeces in a non-lavatorial environment. Often occurs in people who are turtling for a length of time.

John and Cindy were engaged in a passionate embrace. Temperatures were rising and passions growing, until the moment was completely ruined by John's obvious premature evacuation.

by Poomoj September 9, 2013

hipster premed

A premed who does everything differently than the other premeds. He or she will usually major in something like Chicano Studies, do tons of volunteer work and research completely unrelated to medicine, and is usually a chill person.

Heidi: What major are you?
Billal: Anthropology
Heidi: That's an interesting major choice
Billal: Yup, I guess you'd say I'm a hipster premed. I'm also taking the alternate math series.
Heidi: That's really cool!

by LarchLad July 2, 2012

premature e-sendulation

accidentally hitting the "send" button before finishing writing an e-mail.

Sorry that e-mail was cut off in mid-sentence. It was a case of premature e-sendulation.

by Vasyl M Jr. December 9, 2008

Premand

telling someone to stop something before they do it

He told me to shut up before i did anything. That's a premand

by Mason Manson December 16, 2008

pæmpings

a norwegian word for weed

niow har du pæmpings?

by sigrid1312 June 7, 2018

premature comeupage

Waking up too early after a long, late night of partying.

Nate: I gotta take a nap, I partied to hard last night.

Chris: Yeah, you are suffering from premature comeupage.

by xtopher brown December 9, 2008