Premature Eclapulation

Assholes clapping too quick before a point is finished.

Adam Carolla said the seals in the audience at the view engage in premature Eclapulation

by SillyBusiness July 26, 2025

Premature Baking

When you try to fix a situation you've gotten yourself into, and you end up fixing it faster than you thought you would. Referring to when you eat a cake mix before baking it, yet it still ends up being nice

'Dude I was just premature baking on this girl I cheated on it totally worked'

by jdochert April 25, 2017

Premature projecculation

To make definitive statements when the data is still inconclusive leading one to be wrong… again. This commonly happens in medicine and in pop science.

cholesterol is bad for you........No wait.......... Just certain types
older women should take estrogen............ No wait...... it causes heart disease
Take Vioxx for joint ......oopps ...... it causes heart disease in women
Never drink alcohol.......wellll.....Ok I guess one glass of wine a day is actually good for you

Guess even the medical community occasionally experiences premature projecculations

by Root-San October 1, 2007

Premature ehappylation

Getting overly excited about something before knowing the outcome.

Her first date went so well she posted a Facebook status declaring she'd found the one, only to have him immediately ghost her.

"She suffered from premature ehappylation."

by Bombastic Steel December 4, 2023

Premature Rejaculation

When someone you’re not interested in pursuing romantically or sexually rejects you without you ever making any advances towards them.

Mal: “Hey Jon how’s van life going?”
Jon: “You’re obviously talking to me because you find me extremely attractive, most women do. I gotta tell ya I’m really into tall blondes with big tits and you ain’t it honey.”

Mal: “Came here to find out about van life. Stayed for the premature rejaculation.”

by .:Madskillz:. March 23, 2022

premature fuckboi

A child under the age of 10 who should be pure and sweet, but due to a number of factors including shitty parents or the internet, they have become a fuckboi.

Yeah man, I ran into a premature fuckboi on Xbox Live today.

by MattyMo13 March 4, 2016

Premature Electuration

Early Self congratulations for an election you haven't won.

Joe Biden experienced Premature Electuration When he told the People that he would become president, before the counts were even complete.

by cloudrf November 9, 2020