The first cancelled day of a school district brought on at the first sight of snow simply because the teachers don't feel like going to work. This most commonly occurs on a Monday, maximizing the chance of every staff member being hung over.
1: Fuck yeah, school's cancelled and there's absolutely no snow on the ground!

2: Must have been a premature cancellation.
by PloskJ January 11, 2012
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letting out a fart, but the fart is in fact a bit of poop
The bathroom was upstairs and I let out a Premature Ecrapulation with letting out a relief fart
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Someone Who Is Not Only Striving To Be Financially Secure But Also Is Rich Mentally.
I Gotta Big Plan On How To Make Out The Hood, I’m A Premature Millionaire!
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When somebody has a case of premature ejaculation caused in part by them explaining their fetish to another person.
I was in therapy, explaining how I feel about bondage to my therapist, and talking about bondage made me experience premature explanation
by orangefiend May 25, 2020
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a girl who is a tease for the pure fact that she wheres ....only partially revealing clothes. but remains untouched when she decides to go out
Nancy looked like a premature hoe in that skirt that made her ass look so fine. But I could only watch and not touch.
by anonymous739753927 December 23, 2008
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Being socially stereo-typed while online. Before someone actually meets you, they already know what they think about you due to email, sms, dating sites, etc. They prematurely 'e' label you.
"Ooh look at that girl, the picture doesn't show, but she looks like the kind of girl that has a fat ass!"

"It seems that everyone on this blog is a complete dumbass, especially that guy!" "Yeah, that's premature elabelation, but you're prolly right!" haha
by DJ-9 June 12, 2011
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When you retweet someone's link on twitter without reading it, only to realize later it was a big mistake.
Before I read it, I retweeted @Dummy who had a bullshit link about aliens being responsible for the Times Square Bombing...That was a bad case of premature retweetulation.
by Twitster May 11, 2010
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