premature clapulation

When you go to a concert and think a song is finished. You start to clap and realize the song is not done, just a momentary break. This is a premature clapulation.

At the Neil Young concert, there was a momentary silence in the middle of a song. Everyone started to clap and then the song continued. This was a premature clapulation.

by marcig19 September 5, 2012

Premature Carjackulation

When someone attempts to steal your car while you're still in it.

You: "While I was in the city the other day, someone tried to steal my car before I've even left it!"
Clever friend: "Sounds like a premature carjackulation."

by pseudonympth September 19, 2013

Premature-Reviewer

An idiot who feels the need to review a product before they have tested it.

-"Bob, what are you going to do today?"
"Well, I haven't received my new lawn mower yet, but I want to go ahead and get the review out of the way."
-"Bob, you're a premature-reviewer, and therefore you're a douchebag."

by Blaytant January 31, 2012

Premature ejerkulation

A thing in which a person may become a douchebag before his/her time.

Man that guy has an obvious case of premature ejerkulation.

by Espalado Motonegrodamis March 8, 2012

Premature Exclamation

Sending of a message (usually text message) that you haven't finished writing, sent due to wrongly pressing the "send" button.

Dad: thanks for the sex

WHAT?

Sorry, premature exclamation. Should have read Dad: thanks for the sextuplet article you sent me, it was really useful for my essay. :)

by fabtab March 19, 2012

premature inebriation

The act of getting drunk too soon before a scheduled drinking event, often caused by excitement for that event.

Pumped for the game tomorrow, they stayed up late and broke into the tailgate booze. Their premature inebriation left them too hung over to cheer the next day.

by Tommy Goggles August 1, 2012

premature tweetjaculation

When you send off a tweet before reading it, and you regret it later.

Dude, I had a premature tweetjaculation last night when I was drunk off my ass.

by Poopsie88 December 15, 2011