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Porn Acting

Extremely bad and cheesy acting, like that seen in pornography.
*Really cheesy movie playing*
Viewer: God, this is such porn acting.
by EpsilonA June 27, 2010
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Roto porn

Porn that is "duped" (duplicated) from its original source and endlessy re-titled with junk websites touting things like "Free Viagra" or "Grow your penis larger" on free porn sites and re-appears endlessy as you scroll through the pages.
Like a strange ghost, the long deceased porn actress re-appeared endlessy in garbage roto porn postings on the free porn site.
by ponderpoint September 4, 2011
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Porn Apocalypse

A hypothetical situation in future where all the internet pornography disappears leading to horror and confusion. It is a situation devastating to people who have sexual relationships with their left ,right or both hands.

Some oracles have the ability to have foresight on such an occasion and may stash porn in their computer. Such oracles are usually shamed and despised by society.
Fear the porn apocalypse.

Those who do not save, will not get any during the porn apocalypse.

It is time for our hard disks to unite and prepare for the porn apocalypse
by Fore-Site August 22, 2011
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Decoy Porn

The porn you leave in an obvious place to be intentionally found to distract the searcher from finding the more serious stuff.
Dude1: Man Marcie went through my hard drive the other day when I was out.

Dude2: Shit man... did she find anything?

Dude1: Only my Decoy Porn.

Dude2: Man that shit comes in handy.
by Doctor Dbx January 18, 2009
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porn storm

Surfing for porn and getting bombarded with pop-up windows.
I tried to mouse off last night but I kept getting caught in a porn storm.
by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002
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porn virus

A porn virus is a concept made up by males that means the reason there is porn all over one's computer is because they got a virus.

100% of the time it is used as a scapegoat since the real reason there is porn on one's computer is due to the fact that the user voluntarily looked it up.

Thankfully, such viruses do exist, and have therefore saved countless asses of boys and men alike from pissed off parents, girlfriends, or wives who find porn on their computers.
Pissed off mother: Johnny, why is there porn on your computer?!
Johnny: It was a porn virus, I swear!

Pissed off Girlfriend: You've been looking up porn! Am I not good enough for you or something?!
Boyfriend: OH NO, I've been targeted with a porn virus like all my friends!
by ohthelulz August 15, 2020
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porn eye

Eye soreness caused by staring at a TV or computer monitor for long periods of time, usually while watching porn.
I could have watched that webcam girl all night, but I eventually had to log off when I got porn eye.
by Urban Jed July 3, 2007
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