pokey

dick in guyanese

dat bai pokey big lemme get sum nah?

by patricia November 30, 2003

porked out

To get to much dick

I'm so porked out

by 12e456u8rod March 4, 2015

Porker

Someone who, no matter what your argument or how you frame your beliefs/ideas will just not listen.

Basically someone who says, "Listen, I know I am right and if you try to change my mind with facts and logic I won't listen and I will consider you a pos for even attempting to do so!"

Karen: How could you possibly think that citing Wikipedia as a source is acceptable!
Guy: Okay Karen, stop being such a fucking porker.

by Pepperboiknowledge July 26, 2020

Porky Pig Sex

When a couple has been lying around on a Sunday afternoon and casually decide to have sex. As such, pants come off, but nothing else. Quick orgasm followed by a stuttered , “That’s all folks”.

After watching the noon football game, my girl and I had some good ole Porky Pig Sex. That’s all folks😁.

by J Michael. December 5, 2021

having a pokey

Using your own fingers to poke up your bum whilst using your other hand to rub your own sexual organ

Alancheeky was caught having a pokey by his housemates

by Alan Cheek July 20, 2008

pokey-bum-wank

When one inserts one or more fingers into his anus when masturbating.

Danny sheperd pokey-bum-wanked.

by Ben ,Rhys.Josh,Martin June 11, 2008

pokeypokey

cool, wicked, sweet, awesome, etc.

my new phone is sooooooo pokeypokey!

by Duuuuuuuuuuude April 14, 2004