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african porch monkey

a slur used to undermine african-americans. not super common in todays age, but used on social media occasionally.
“hey dude, i was called an african porch monkey on xbox today. what’s that mean?”

“oh, it’s just a slur typically used towards an african-american.”
by itsok2005 February 2, 2022
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Porch swingers

The term in the swinger community to describe couples or people who call themselves “swinger’s “ but actually never participate or engage in anything with the lifestyle..
We met a super awesome couple at the meet and great and really wanted to have fun with them… but unfortunately they are just “porch swingers “ …
by South Shore lifestyle September 19, 2022
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Porch Monxican

Those porch Monxicans thought they were slick speaking Spanish and laughing when I walked past them, but little did they know I got an A+ in Spanish class so I know they were talking shit about me.
by Kria1990 September 9, 2025
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porch lady

Porch lady sits out on her porch, scanning and looking for anything worthy of gossip. A snooping master, she knows all and can rival any cat in a stare down.
That porch lady Ms. Martingale is one nosy bitch, she told my wife I was banging the neighbours daughter.
by Chris Markenson October 24, 2017
mugGet the porch ladymug.

Front-porch ass

An ass that look's really good to anybody else going by, but nobody actually hangs out there because it’s uncomfortable.
My wife has a front-porch ass because I never actually get to use it.
by Maxbender May 25, 2025
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porch lean

grape or cherry kool-aid with vodka, for people who are too broke for real lean
Bro, is Jared really sipping?

Nah, its just porch lean.
by lakjdlkfjlaj October 8, 2020
mugGet the porch leanmug.

Porch kitty

That’s not a indoor cat, that’s the neighborhood porch kitty.
by Autz.b January 25, 2023
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