rusty poon

Pussy that hasn't had any attention in so long that it has become dry and began to oxidize.

Kelly ain't a bad girl. She's just got rusty poon. If she took care of her shit, maybe she might land a guy.

by 23rd Chromosome April 6, 2016

Blue poon

When you nail one of those hot alien broads from Avatar.

You've had Blue Moon. But have you had blue poon?

by Steve Jablonski May 30, 2018

Poo Poon

Slang term used for a butthole in the most informal way.

When Michael was viciously flicking Janet's clitoris with his tongue, the pleasure compelled Janet to eat Michael's poo poon with the same enthusiasm.

by Buttstuff30 November 29, 2020

Poon Shadow

When a woman has a five o-clock shadow on her beav before her next waxing.

"Girl, I think it's time for a Brazillian, you have a poon shadow."

by r8dersjc January 8, 2014

Partners in poon

Two guys, usually best buds, who back each other up when it comes to the ladies. they are each others wingmen, and occasionally will both try to get with the same girl

"hey, dude, mark just helped me hook up with that chick. we're partners in poon"

by mistermach7 February 9, 2010

Poon Rudder

Noun. A rare string of excess pussy meat originating from an otherwise normal looking twat, usually starting from the pussy opening and ending in or around the asshole. Some have been know to fan out off of the taint much like the fin growing on the back of a Stegasaurus. Other cases have been know to dangle just below the female hatchet wound like a bedside lamp string. Most women with this condition, especially the fin type, are able to navigate through rough waters with race boat precision.

I managed to take my swim teacher home one night after some drinks. One thing lead to another and I ended up going down on her. Much to my amaze and dumbfoundness after removing her panties , her vagina revealed somthing extra. A Poon Rudder. That explained the olympic caliber 100m freestyle lap times.

by Chadillac1080 April 21, 2017

poon whack

The extremist maneuver a female can do, it starts with a vaginal first dive off of a roof (over one story high) onto a trampoline then bounce off do a front flip and land on the male's penis with absolute finesse, blindfolded.

"Did you here that Jack and his girlfriend did a poon whack on their anniversary."

by Nickofwiseman December 17, 2015