please

can b used instead of eitha (1) "i don't believe you" or (2) "yeah, right."

(1) "ey, i jus fucked 50 cent in tha back of hiz whip, girl!" >> "girl, please."

(2) "stop frontin, u kno u want me!" >> "PLEASE."

by iTaLiAn MaMi August 6, 2004

pleaser

"he is quite the crowd pleaser" entertainer - a person who tries to please or amuse.

"That girl is a real crowd Pleaser"

by VishalfeZ December 20, 2016

Please Explain

A phrase used by authority when the proverbial s**t has hit the fan/someone has done something really stupid and the responsible party/scapegoat is being called to answer and take liability for their actions (also known as getting a boot up the backside).

There have been reports of abusive language in front of customers, and management has asked for a Please Explain.

by Fascist Grammar January 17, 2012

i accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me

It's what people type into urban dictionary when they have nothing else to do and act like helpless little shits.

"I accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me," Typed me in 6th grade when I was supposed to work on a grammar book.

by Why do I exist March 13, 2018

pessimistic

Pronounced (peZZimistic). Notice the starting is pronounced like the candy dispensers called 'Pez'. Most people pronounce this word wrong.

It is the opposite of optimistic. Pessimistic is defined as expecting the worst in this worst of all possible worlds.

Another way to spell pessimistic is pezzimistic.

She is pezzimistic because she always believes she will lose at Minesweeper Flags.

by AAD July 24, 2005

pleasure

1. to enjoy oneself
a. by influence of others
b. by self-stimulation
2. word used often in Bruce Almighty

1.
a. She filled me with pleasure.
b. My "one-armed-workout gave me extreme pleasure
2. Pleasurable, pleasurable, pleasurable, pleasurable, pleasurable, pleasurable, pleasurable, pleasurable, pleasurable, pleasurable.

by Sherlock of the Creek July 11, 2003

Pleasant Grove is . . . . .

a dollar store on every corner
candy houses
the ice cream man
crack houses (not my thing, but still goes with the territory)
weed houses
barbecue link house (Cowboy/Eastfield Village)
four year olds that are badder than the
14 year olds
smell of skunk weed on my porch (Okay - not that cool, but still love my hood home just the same)
turnin up your stereo as loud as you want to
The smell of jean Nate' in my bathroom
all bills paid - get your own window unit

Pleasant Grove is off the chain link
like a grey goose drink - - ya heard may?

it's a place where you can see a girl with pink and blue hair, and all of a sudden have a craving for cotton candy
(which is available at the candy house)
fiddy cents!!!

a dog named LaPrada!!

Pleasant Grove is
Hey - - look at that house
it's got bars on the windows, a pit bull in the front yard on a chain, and rims on a Kia - - yo dog this must be what Pleasant Grove is . . . . .

by TinaBadina April 13, 2009