Pedophile

Someone who deserves respect and authority and if someone finds them to be bad, they should be spanked aggressively.

Pedophiles are amazing

by This is a funny funny joke jok March 6, 2018

Pedophile

A creepy or unnervingly friendly person who targets other people in a much younger class than them sexually or romantically.

Onision is a pedophile!

by TheMisterMadam December 27, 2016

pedophile

usually a man who stalks his victims and often stares and makes weird comments to them. he also sometimes fantasizes about them and finds out where they live.

Katie: Greg followed me home the other day. I don't want him to know where I live.
*Next Day*
Greg: Hey Katie I passed by you on my way to.... following you home? I'm a pedophile... uhhh BYE!

by missmissy1994 December 18, 2012

paedophile

A drink involving a shot of Vodka with a Sour Patch Kid contained within. Down the whole mess in one gulp.

Preferably the vodka will be of the bottom shelf variety, such as Popov, and then filtered through a Brita filter numerous times.

I totally just downed like 30 paedophiles.

by Mike Schapiro December 28, 2005

Pedophile

R Kelly

R Kelly is your daily pedophile

by yagurlterrionna January 9, 2019

Pedophile

lauren bianca verizony

lauren is a pedophile because she raped a 7 year old

by noniggaiskshdh February 21, 2020

Pedophile Whistleblower

Anyone who flames and spams about how Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself.

Pedophile Whistleblower: Jeffery Epstein was murdered by a group of vigilantes protecting children and minors from being sexually exploited. GASP. I could be next@!!!!!

by bogosuperelf October 27, 2020