Russian Pencil Driver 

Rissian Pencil Driver; When a man turns a woman and pressed her back to a wall while standing her on her head and climbs on a higher level to drop down and penatrate straight down; either anal or vaginal.

"It was so hot when I was fucking my girl, so I just climbed up on her dresser and dropped down to give her a Russian Pencil Driver, she screamed and almost broke her neck, luckily I've was practicing."

Russian Pencil Driver by Dekoy August 4, 2006

chode pencil 

a short pencil, given out for free and resembing a chode.

I'll distribute chode pencils so that you can fill out your instructor evaluations.

Hand me a chode pencil so that I can fill out my scorecard on the front nine.

chode pencil by Ryan Runge February 8, 2006

mechanical pencil shit 

When you can't clean your anus after pooping no matter how many times you wipe. Usually a mechanical pencil shit is one that takes a long time to come out, so one begins to wipe prematurely before the whole poop has completely dislodged itself from the butt hole.

One's shit keeps refilling like a mechanical pencil: no matter how many times that one wipes, he can't get it clean.

This mechanical pencil shit took two rolls of toilet paper to wipe and I still haven't stopped shitting.

Mentioned by Adam Carolla on the Adam Carolla Podcast 8-11-11

mechanical pencil shit by pzeke August 14, 2011

Mexican Pencil Sharpener 

Using a knife to to sharpen your pencil.

"Dude do you have a Mexican pencil Sharpener? I have a huge test and I can't find mine! I'm freaking out! Haven't even studied!!!!! "

Mexican Pencil Sharpener by Rooster Jake August 27, 2011

I'll pencil you in 

When somebody wants to schedule something with you, but you don't want to use a pen to finalize it in your calendar because that person is a loser. If something better comes along -- you can erase it.

Sure, I'd love to watch slides from your trip to the Grand Canyon -- I'll pencil you in.

I'll pencil you in by Kid May 20, 2004

I'll pencil you in 

tenatively allocate time to meet, see, or conversate

We should get together. I'll pencil you in for 6:00.

I'll pencil you in by Noah Bizzle May 19, 2004

borrowing a pencil 

Borrowing a pencil is when you covertly ask someone if you can I have a condom, especially when asking a classmate.

BORROWING A PENCIL:

"Hey man can I borrow a pencil for tonight?"

"Yeah bro I got some in my locker."

borrowing a pencil by The Big Succ May 24, 2017