When you're head over heels for a bitch, but shit just ain't working. It's worse than you think because there's nothing between you and the other , and before even trying to start something and possibly failing, you conduct a premature pullout, and back out because you can't take it and just give in.
Thomas: You should just give up, you're already getting the shit treatment
James: Fr? Can't even pull out before I'm even in
Thomas: Premature Pullout
James: Fr? Can't even pull out before I'm even in
Thomas: Premature Pullout
by Xanex is Healthy June 29, 2017
Get the Premature Pulloutmug. Your friends have been saying they are excited about going on holiday for almost a year before the date you are going. when the date finally comes they ask you if you are excited about it. Your reply would be.
"No you all ruined it with your Premature Excitementation"
"No you all ruined it with your Premature Excitementation"
by Hug-Hees January 19, 2017
Get the premature excitementationmug. To accidentally post a reply/comment before finishing your thought, leading to subsequent additional posts to explain the oddness of the original incomplete partial, or premature post.
Cathy: "I saw that scary movie last night, it was as creepy as you said it would be."
Terry: "I never saw anything
Cathy: ??
Terry: "so scary in my life, gaaaah!!! sorry I'm always premature posting!"
Cathy: "yeah I do that all the time."
Terry: "I never saw anything
Cathy: ??
Terry: "so scary in my life, gaaaah!!! sorry I'm always premature posting!"
Cathy: "yeah I do that all the time."
by catherineroxit October 1, 2010
Get the premature postingmug. A disease that plagues millions of FIFA Ultimate Team players each year. Relates to opening FIFA Ultimate Team packs prematurely prior to an upcoming promo.
Twitch user: "Zwe you should save those cracked packs for Ultimate TOTS." Zwebackhd: "Sorry bro but I suffer from premature epackulation, so it is physically impossible to save these packs for more 15 minutes or else I will combust."
by gmenrock May 21, 2022
Get the Premature Epackulationmug. by CamIsCoolerThanTori October 26, 2015
Get the Premature Evacuationmug. Joe Biden experienced Premature Electuration When he told the People that he would become president, before the counts were even complete.
by cloudrf November 9, 2020
Get the Premature Electurationmug. The act of getting smacked in the head or face by your parents, or someone else, for something before they get all the details of the incident at hand
by bigpoppa55 November 18, 2012
Get the premature smackulationmug.