Premature Ecrapulation

letting out a fart, but the fart is in fact a bit of poop
The bathroom was upstairs and I let out a Premature Ecrapulation with letting out a relief fart
by Who8myshoe May 27, 2016
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Premature Millionaire

Someone Who Is Not Only Striving To Be Financially Secure But Also Is Rich Mentally.
I Gotta Big Plan On How To Make Out The Hood, I’m A Premature Millionaire!
by TouchRacks May 25, 2021
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premature elabelation

Being socially stereo-typed while online. Before someone actually meets you, they already know what they think about you due to email, sms, dating sites, etc. They prematurely 'e' label you.
"Ooh look at that girl, the picture doesn't show, but she looks like the kind of girl that has a fat ass!"

"It seems that everyone on this blog is a complete dumbass, especially that guy!" "Yeah, that's premature elabelation, but you're prolly right!" haha
by DJ-9 June 12, 2011
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Premature shitaculation

The act of shitting yourself on the way to the toilet.
I suffered from premature shitaculation this morning after last night's vindaloo Curry.
by King mammal May 05, 2025
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premature hoe

a girl who is a tease for the pure fact that she wheres ....only partially revealing clothes. but remains untouched when she decides to go out
Nancy looked like a premature hoe in that skirt that made her ass look so fine. But I could only watch and not touch.
by anonymous739753927 December 23, 2008
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premature elocution

Refers to a keyboarding-slip whereby you inadvertently "catch" da "Enter" key wif da right side of your thick clumsy finger when hitting da "quote/apostrophe" key while composing an instant-message to someone, causing said incomplete/unedited message to get sent to him before you were ready.
I love these new rubbery finger-cots dat reduce impact-fatigue/soreness of my fingertips while keyboarding and give me better "traction" on the keys, but da boots' sticky spongy surfaces cause me to perform a lot more premature elocutions than if I was just typing wif my bare leathery-dry fingers.
by QuacksO May 20, 2019
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Premature inhalation

Prematurely inhaling off the bong. Inhaling too early so u can't actually get a hit.
She put the light to the bong but failed to get a hit causing premature inhalation
by BadbossBobbi September 10, 2023
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