Premature Ecrapulation

letting out a fart, but the fart is in fact a bit of poop

The bathroom was upstairs and I let out a Premature Ecrapulation with letting out a relief fart

by Who8myshoe May 27, 2016

Premature Hype

When you get very excited for something before it actually happens. Often ruins the actual experience.

I don't want to get excited for the concert until I am actually there. Premature hype may ruin the experience.

He got premature hype for a date he was going to go on, just to be ghosted on the day they were supposed to go out.

by Professor LoveHandles April 3, 2021

premature ebonkulation

To sell one's entire dogebonk crypto currency portfolio (usually at a loss) at the start of a dip in the market which then later recovers. Meaning you have to buy back in at a loss (so you've lost twice) . It's a real embarrassment, similar to that of ejaculating prematurely when you see the downward curve of a ladies titties. You've made a mess of the sheets, embarrassed yourself and you didn't get to have sex. With premature ebonkulation everyone knows you did it though because they can see your wallet transaction history.

Man, did you see that whale blew his entire stack at the start of the dip? He bought back in later at a loss, the Muppet! - that was some serious premature ebonkulation.

by dogebonker69 November 26, 2021

Premature Chalk Grab

Often used in sales, when a sales rep "chalks" a sale up on the board with the belief that the sale came through, but looks back and sees that it hasn't.

That's a premature chalk grab.

by DOCIOU$ July 28, 2021

Premature Baking

When you try to fix a situation you've gotten yourself into, and you end up fixing it faster than you thought you would. Referring to when you eat a cake mix before baking it, yet it still ends up being nice

'Dude I was just premature baking on this girl I cheated on it totally worked'

by jdochert April 25, 2017

premature coochie

Is for bitches with TAP smfh

Gent, you have a premature coochie.

by Brandonthesexymanhahaha September 20, 2020

Premature reciprocation

Sending an additional email to someone after you already replied

"Thank you for replying (several times) to my email concerning the position we have on our relay race team. I assume suffering from premature reciprocation is difficult and somewhat embarrassing for you, but I encourage you to seek help. At this time I feel you would not be a good fit."

by NotWright January 1, 2021