Peato

To blow ya load, to arrive at the party early, to jump the gun, to ejaculate prematurely basically. Derives from the word 'peters' meaning to fizzle out and the word 'oh'. Usually exclaimed by the less than impressed second party.

Cheryl:"Oh yeah babe! Now put it in!"
Ben:"Huuuhhhhuuhh........
Cheryl:"Er babe.......
Ben:"Er....... i'm not really in the mood anymore."
Cheryl: "Babe...
Ben:"Yeah i peatoed..........

by Banj December 20, 2004

patouhas

Family of the ancient dinosaur.

WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE WINGS ON THE GREEKASAURUS. Must be from the patouhas family.

by Matt Pelosi April 28, 2005

Patoi

Patoi is simply being a Brian Fischer that yells all the time

Hey patoi, shut up

by FoamyCelery2407 May 22, 2019

Patootie

Often known as a guy named Adrian. He's the God of Sexonia and is deeply in love with his Goddess Jessica.

Hey, look, it's Patootie! /diesofsexy.

by Jezzypls August 20, 2013

pato

The act of rubbing one's erect penis between two large breasts followed by ejaculating all over the aforementioned lady's face.

He gave her a pato after having sex

by Mischa89 May 16, 2011

Platonic Booty Call

Dropping all of your plans so that you can be with an ex who now wants to be just friends.

"I was going to do homework, but Joe called."

"Did you hook up?"

"No, it was just a platonic booty call."

by Alexa1018 August 11, 2008

the platoon

Mad cool group of Mullica skaters. Don't need to have good looks with all their skateboarding talent.

The Platoon did a kick ass demo yesterday.
I wish I was on the platoon so I could skate with Kevin Dodimead and Jereme Lentz!

by K-Dizzle February 26, 2004