(nouwn) A play on granny panties. Figurative garment worn by a person who rants. Works better when attributed to a female, but men can also wear ranty panties.
Ally: Did you hear about Obama and what he just did with his executive powers? Obama is abusing his executive powers and then some! Might as well be King Obama the way he struts his stuff around the White House. Nobody likes his stupid healthcare bill. Nobody likes him. Why hasn't he been impeached yet? I know fruit bats who'd make a better president.
Tristan: Wow... Someone must have put on their ranty panties this morning.
Tristan: Wow... Someone must have put on their ranty panties this morning.
by Auroleus March 23, 2014
The occurrence of when one sits on a toilet with urine covering the seat, causing the back of their thigh to become wet.
After Bob's breakup with Jessica, Bob decided to sneak laxatives into Jessica's food and piss panty all the toilets in her house.
by I'm Bicycle, But Call Me Bike December 08, 2019
This is a guy who can get it
What they have
*smells amazing
*have BDE(if a boy)
*has good style
*kinda of a bad boy
What they have
*smells amazing
*have BDE(if a boy)
*has good style
*kinda of a bad boy
by MacKenzieLR December 04, 2019
- a person who masterbates or is turned on sexualy by stolen panties
- someone who jerks off to or with panties
- someone who jerks off to or with panties
That guy who stole panties from the campus laundromat - just to get off sexualy - is a real panty fanter.
Some fuckin' panty fanter stole all my drawers out the washer.
Some fuckin' panty fanter stole all my drawers out the washer.
by FilthyClean709 January 18, 2017
The amalgam of semen and vaginal secretions leaked after coitus into the gusset of a female’s panties.
I have got to do a load of wash. I have no panties so I’m going commando until I get these cleaned of all the panty custard.
I hooked up with a tinder date last night that lived two hours a way. It was a long drive home and I could feel the panty custard leaking the whole way home.
I hooked up with a tinder date last night that lived two hours a way. It was a long drive home and I could feel the panty custard leaking the whole way home.
by Dick Onchin December 15, 2020
A more delicate sounding name for a queef. Queef sounds so disgusting... and pussy fart sounds even worse. Panty Burp is elegant.
by Topsii Krett April 06, 2017
Girl 1. "My man won't leave me alone and he's always up my ass."
Girl 2. "Sounds like a damn pantie nigga."
Girl 2. "Sounds like a damn pantie nigga."
by Youdontknowmept1 June 30, 2023