Oysterized

A word Anix used in his video ‘I built a house in 30 minutes (Bloxburg)’ The term was used as he colored his walls oyster

“The Canadian man oysterized the walls of his home”

by JustBloxburg December 19, 2020

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Oyster hoister

Someone who has a natural ability to charm women with what appears to be little to no effort.

Man, your buddy could pick up chicks anywhere! He's a real oyster hoister.

by Mrkibby January 11, 2024

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The act of a male pressing his testicles (penis held askew) against a transparent or translucent surface, rendering them flat and spread out, not unlike an oyster. The full scrotum would be against the surface. Commonly pressed surfaces include bus shelters, exgirlfriend's car windshields, and bar windows.

"So get this - we're waiting for the bus, and Brendan sees Stephanie coming our way, he totally drops his parachute pants and gives her the pressed oysters. It totally blew her away!"

"Richard showed the unsuspecting home improvement store girl his pressed oysters through the glass block he held against his waist. She was not pleased."

by lexicon_t October 28, 2013

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oyster card

A life saver and don't fucking lose it!

Damn I lost my Oyster card! How do I get home?

by Devotee_14 April 19, 2018

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oyster stimming

1. Performing an extended act of cunnilingus because self satisfaction and feeling comfort from licking a soft smooth vagina.

2. Wanting to rub your face against a vagina for comfort. Similar to nestling your face against a teddy bear.

"Alesha's pussy is so soft I get lost oyster stimming on

her"

"Were you oyster stimming down there? It's been like 2 hours!"

"Sometimes I find myself oyster stimming on a girl but they never mind."

by anonymous January 19, 2025

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