by Twink & Bear. September 3, 2003
Get the Pet Mans car finace company:-Bad credit or C.C.J's no problem! mug.(noun) A crappy excuse for a concert experience that lucky only comes around once a year. It is an for cheese ballers with acid washed jean to get drunk and say that they went to a multicultural music event; even though it has nothing to do with any culture other than our own consumerist monoculture. (see:cheese and mullets)
I had to come up with -any- excuse to get out of going to see the transsiberian orchestra concert that my creepy uncle invited us to.
by photomuse November 7, 2011
Get the transsiberian orchestra mug.One who considers themselves to be friends with band geek and choir queers. Play instruments which no matter how much rosin you put on, it still sounds like crap. The concerts the put on are horrible because they cannot tune if their lives depended on it. Yet, the Orch Dork have some of the brightest minds in the school but they dont have as much fun as the band geek and choir queers but they dont really care.
"Here, on the Discovery Channel, we'll explore the minds of the Orch Dork, where they are shunned by the band geek and choir queers, yet they dont care"
by Teuvil December 31, 2005
Get the Orch Dork mug.Three or more people involved in a “rusty trombone” circle. A group of people receiving and giving rim job while playing each others dongs.
: Where were you last night? I was worried.
: Oh, I was at a five piece orchestra.
I lost complete control of my bowels when Ness was rimming me.
Nothing is sweeter than an all male Orchestra.
: Oh, I was at a five piece orchestra.
I lost complete control of my bowels when Ness was rimming me.
Nothing is sweeter than an all male Orchestra.
by Jasper John February 3, 2007
Get the Orchestra mug.(noun) A crappy excuse for a concert experience that lucky only comes around once a year. It is an for cheese ballers with acid washed jean to get drunk and say that they went to a multicultural music event; even though it has nothing to do with any culture other than our own consumerist monoculture. (see:cheese and mullets)
by photomuse3 November 7, 2011
Get the trans siberian orchestra mug.When someone inflicts pain to their anus by sticking things inside and it prolapses. The swelling looks like an apple.
by Badass85 September 12, 2015
Get the angry orchard mug.Uptight, "perfect", orchestra players who never have fun and give the band geeks a bad rep. Usually are boring and always try to make orch dorks look cool but fail miserably. Comparing a band geek to an orch dork is like comparing ice cream to molasses (AKA orch dorks suck).
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