Hoedown Shoes

Shoes you typically see women wearing in the porn industry or on street walkers of the night. They tend to have 6 inch killer spikes, sporting an inch or two of platform with tight ankle straps to keep them attached to the foot. They come in a variety of colors with black and clear lucite being the most popular.

"Holy shit! Take a look at that chick! She's working them "Hoedown Shoes" just like a porn star!"

by toastaloha February 8, 2009

Cunting Shoes

Shoes designed for a cunt punt. i.e. steel toe boots, Docs.

That chick is a bitch! Guess we better put on our cunting shoes...we're gonna cunt punt tonight!

by PiratesLifeForMe_AAR April 16, 2008

dad shoes

White new balance sneakers with a navy blue N. Something middle age white men wear because they claim they are comfortable. Usually paired with wrangler jeans or khaki pants. Also a form of birth control

I couldn't date him.. he wears dad shoes.

by HyOmin June 23, 2017

comfortable shoes

Shoes worn by lesbians that are devoid of style and often look manly; a distinguishing charastic of lesbians. lesbian rug muncher dyke

Look at the dyke over there in the comfortable shoes.

by Way Cool Rich May 21, 2007

Jesus shoes

flip flops or sandals, must have a strap between one or more toes, can be any material but leather is prefered

he came back from the beach and is still wearing his jesus shoes

by oneofone May 9, 2013

Kuribo's Shoe

The ultimate power-up in all of gaming.

Mark knew Mario was an unstoppable juggernaut when he went into Kuribo's Shoe.

None would be spared.

by Tait Nucleus December 5, 2003

awkward shoe

When the "awkward turtle" does not suffice your awkwardly needs, just remove a shoe, and place it in the center of the awkwardness aroma. Thus, relieving all scents of awkwardness.

Someone brought up the topic of marriage, I then proceeded to take off my right shoe, (my awkward shoe) and placed it in the center of the group. It caused the awkwardness to go away. Like magic.

by bolognasamich September 10, 2007