Meat Goggles

When a gentlemen observes that another person is asleep or passed out, they place their balls on the other persons eyes. So Gross!

Patrick passed out last night and Rhys gave him a pair of total Meat Goggles.

by Traaalaaaalaaaaa January 28, 2006

rub the meat

(v)

1. To apply meat rub to steak to make it taste better.
2. To rub the penis; masturbate, spank the monkey, beat off etc.

Summer is coming up, time to rub the meat!!

by qwerty223 January 14, 2011

skimmin on the meat

a toothy blowjob

Dang, I went to Betsy's house last night and she was really skimmin on the meat. Thank god she didn't have braces!

by bEnFrAnKLiNs wordacopia February 09, 2023

Crimson Meat

A person with a abnormally large head.

Person 1: Look at the guy with that Crimson Meat.
Person 2: I know I can feel the gravitational pull from here.

by dickwodicus December 25, 2011

Meat Lock

When two guys put their dicks into a Chinese Finger Trap.

Last night, those two gay guys meat locked for a whole hour.

by Louns O'Tool October 18, 2009

zipper meat

The chunks of meat in a man's pants fly after he make the horrible mistake of zipping his penis.

Rabbi Jewski broke a Guinness world record last week when he performed his own circumcision. The zipper meat was peeled off of his pants zipper and placed in a plaque next to his Guinness plaque for the whole congregation to admire.

by Unfortunate Ted October 09, 2011

Meat Slicing

Term developed after having sex with a Brazilian. Assimilating with a Brazilian Steak House (such as Fogo de Chão) and slicing her meat. Can be used interchangeably with other nationalities, races, creeds, etc.

Synonyms: Cut her Meat (informal).

Hey Adam. Did you do some meat slicing on your date last night?

by Captain-AV September 29, 2019