by Limesbeboss May 22, 2017

A sarcastic comment after one fails at life or at a homework assignment. In the creator's case, after he failed on a homework assignment.
"And I know it's probably going to be wrong, but abate?"
*teacher*= "Yep, that's wrong."
*my friend*= "FAILURE IS KEY!" -claps-
-entire classroom starts clapping-
*creator*= -gives "failure is key" speech-
*teacher*= "Yep, that's wrong."
*my friend*= "FAILURE IS KEY!" -claps-
-entire classroom starts clapping-
*creator*= -gives "failure is key" speech-
by Han_dl November 8, 2017

by 1300-dissapointment August 8, 2021

the opposite of; low key
if you're not having a laid back night, but you go all in to have an insane time
if you're not having a laid back night, but you go all in to have an insane time
by sekv February 8, 2017

by SupSoup August 13, 2019

by kingman212 January 12, 2011

A roll of toilet paper that is brought to you so you can leave the imprisonment of a toilet without shit tickets.
Honey, can you grab the "toilet key" for me, I'm locked in again! Fucking kids need to start replacing the rolls!
by davidbrookstone October 25, 2011
