Big Ol' Floppy

1. A flaccid penis; a penis that is not fully erect. More specifically, when the penis is in between the fully flaccid and fully erect stages; can be described as the "meaty" stage

2. A vagina that is stretched out to the point that the lower rim of said vagina has reached the anus; likely from years of promiscuity and/or giant penis(es).

1. Woman: "Is my striptease getting your dick hard?"
Man:"Naw, but I still got a big ol' floppy"

2. Man 1: "Dude I heard you hooked up with that chick last night, how was that?"
Man 2: "Lame, that bitch had a big ol' floppy, it was like humping a hula-hoop"

by Professor D-Bag March 16, 2009

tig ol bitties

this occurs when a member of the female gender posseses what is known as "big tits",or "large jugs".

that wendy has some tig ol bitties

by phil brierley (leicester) March 4, 2004

tig-ole bitties

nice big hooters

boobies

by lackahooters October 20, 2003

Good Ol' Fashion

The act of receiving a surprise hand-job.

Ohhhh my! I haven't had a "Good Ol' Fashion" since 10th grade!

by facebook myspace twitter June 20, 2011

Good Ole Tom

When you pay a prostitute to give you a golden shower.

-Dude, did you really pay a hooker to piss on you?
-I wanted a Good Ole Tom!
-She wanted to give it to you?

by Captain Hammerpenis April 22, 2008

kickin' it ol' skool

kickin' it ol' skool can imply many different things, but there are two main definitions:
1)Doing something like it was done in the '80s
2)(The most popularly used version): Hanging out with a good friend that you've grown up with.

Kaitlynn: Hey Tommy, what's poppin'?
Tommy: Ahhh, nothing...just kickin' it ol' skool with Jeremiah!

by Tommy Robison December 20, 2007

tig ole bitty

a fun way of saying (big ole tittys)

devin-"that girls got some tig ole bittys"
paul-" those are huge"

by devin da pimp May 26, 2005