old metro

an age 18+ guy who is in love with himself, uses hair dye to make his hair multiple colours (like brown and blonde at the same time) uses 1000kg of hair wax every day, waxes every part of his body and dances like a fag.

an old metro is a metro who needs to grow out of it but doesnt want to because he thinks he looks good, while everyone else thinks he looks stupid.

a: mate, that guy with blonde hair is a pretty old metro.
b: yea no shit, he needs to grow up already

by br0dyyy April 29, 2010

Old Rose

An old harbor prostitute, usually above 45.

Sailor: Last time I was on land I had to settle for an old rose, all the young girls were taken

by PapaFritaMan August 7, 2015

Old Gloris

What your kids say when you bring up some past accomplishment.

cough *old gloris* cough

by old man December 9, 2003

Old Agoura

The neighborhood of eastern Agoura Hills, CA. It is an area of the city reserved for farmhouses and horse owners. It is filled with bored-wannabe-gangster teens and cowboys. It has the highest crime rate, not just in Agoura Hills, but in the whole area due to the no street-light policy, which is in place to reduce light pollution, making it easier for people to get away with things without being seen. It has no sidewalks, which makes it very difficult to get from A to B without twisting your ankle (speaking from experience). It is also surrounded by dimly-lit warehouses and office buildings making it even more prone to sketchy characters from the highway and Agoura High-schoolers to committing thugery in the 69th degree. Beside that, it's really nice in the day, though.

"Wanna hang out in Old Agoura?" -dude #1
"Nah, someone stole my bike" -dude#2
"Again?!" -dude#1

by plus-size albert November 28, 2020

old pal

A grower that smokes you out and/or gives you weed. Usually someone you've known for awhile or became friends through mutuals, a good old pal to have, indeed.

Person: have you tried do-si-do?
Person: ya I got an 'old pal' that gave me some last week!

by AnOldPal July 16, 2020

Old Bombay

Marijuana, pot, a rolled up doobie

"hey, are you down for a little smoke of the old bombay?"

by oldbombay January 30, 2010

The Old Wycombiensian

A manoeuvre whereby a learned gentleman tucks a formal shirt into a pair of grey slacks on behalf of another (traditionally, but not exclusively, a scholar) while also inserting one or multiple digits into his anal cavity and twisting ferociously

The grey haired man gave me The Old Wycombiensian yesterday. It felt nice but everyone laughed at me and put the video on Snapchat

by Dave Marshers August 10, 2021