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by Xtoff December 17, 2008
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I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the
UNITEDSTATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army,
because the Marines frighten me and I am afraid of water over waist deep. I
swear to sit behind a desk. I also swear not to do any form of real
exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form of
exercise. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name
because I find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a better
quality of life than those around me and will, at all times, be sure to make
them aware of that fact. After completion of "Basic Training" I will be a
lean, mean,donut-eating, lazy-boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes,
Chair borne Ranger. I will believe I am superior to all others and will
make an effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next person in the
back. I will annoy those around me, and will go home early every day. So
Help Me God!________________________________________SignatureDate
I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the
UNITEDSTATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army,
because the Marines frighten me and I am afraid of water over waist deep. I
swear to sit behind a desk. I also swear not to do any form of real
exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form of
exercise. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name
because I find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a better
quality of life than those around me and will, at all times, be sure to make
them aware of that fact. After completion of "Basic Training" I will be a
lean, mean,donut-eating, lazy-boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes,
Chair borne Ranger. I will believe I am superior to all others and will
make an effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next person in the
back. I will annoy those around me, and will go home early every day. So
Help Me God!________________________________________SignatureDate
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