nonce

an insult against a person who likes to touch up kids

also known as “doing a thomas”

“look at him, he’s such nonce” “yeah he’s a right thomas “

by djsmallfry August 20, 2020

Dry noncing

A joyless act of noncing performed during a period of sobriety

He was so bored at the party, he ended up dry noncing a boar

by Foinqy January 31, 2024

Spain nonce cocaine head

Santi Dmech niga

“Hey did you see that Spain Nonce Cocaine Head?!”
“Yea that’s just a Santi Dmech niga.”

by gaveen123 May 3, 2023

10/10 nonce

A 10/10 nonce is someone who try’s to make out other people are nonces when really he invites year 9s to his shed

*In ps4 party*
“Oi squidge?!”
“He ain’t here, he is in the shed with some year 9 I’m pretty sure”
“Arghhh big D is a 10/10 nonce”

by So sly October 15, 2019

Nonce

UK Slang for pedo.

Yana is such a nonce, she tried to touch my little cousin.

by DV6969 August 24, 2022

nonce

nonce is what you call you dad

my nonce was being really annoying today

by lolum February 12, 2022

Nonce

U.K. slang, typically refers to a sex offender guilty of crimes involving minors. Used a lot within prisons & council estates.

A very British way to greet your mates.

“ chat shit get banged you fucking nonce!”

“I don’t think that bloke in the white van has a puppy, he’s probably a nonce”.

by Idonttouchkids12345 November 24, 2019