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gas-pasty

A particularly noxious fart - 'a meal in itself', named from the Cornish (UK) meaty delicacy.
Someone's dropped a gas-pasty in here
by Nat Reely March 5, 2011
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Gas-brakin

Gas-brakin. v. 1. the art of driving by pressing the gas pedal more than you should, then the brake pedal over and over, instead of just using cruise control; causing everyone in the car to get car sick even if they do not get car sick. This usually leads to everyone being very mad and the in-experienced driver.
"On the 4hr drive to the airport, I thought we were all going to kill Josh. He was gas-brakin the whole trip, even on the interstate!"
by CharlestonSmith1 September 8, 2009
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Bastard gas

A bastard gas is a stupid gas that is good for almost nothing because it can’t be used for cooking or turning on grills. Butane is not a bastard gas. Pentane is a bastard gas. 1-Pentene is a bastard gas. Isopentane is a bastard gas. Ethyl chloride is a bastard gas with a boiling point of 54.14°F 12.3°C. Ethanol is a bastard gas. Anything flammable chemical with a boiling point of 54.14°F 12.3°C or higher, or any non flammable chemical is a bastard gas. If it's a liquid at standard room temperature (68°F-77°F, 20°C-25°C) and pressure (1 atmosphere), it's definitely a bastard gas. Some "Bastard gases" make great solvents in the laboratory for extraction or chemical reactions.
Pentane is a bastard gas. It's boiling point of 96.98°F (36.1°C) makes it a liquid at room temperature and useless for gas grilling and refilling butane lighters.

Hank: Bobby! Stop playing around with that bastard gas pentane and help me hook up the butane to the gas grill, since they didn't have propane.
by HawaiianPunch1 September 9, 2023
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Gas Who?

A board game played by Hitler Youth kids in the days of Nazi Germany. The object of the game is to send as many non-Aryans to the gas chamber as you can.
Did you know that kids in Germany used to play Gas Who?
by Caratay February 2, 2023
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gas proud

Proud to fart under any circumstance, whether in private, in public, in front of a few, or in front of an audience. Never has any shame.
Jim: Man, Steve will fart in front iof anybody. He never gets embarrassed.

Russ: Yup. Steve is gas proud!
by LonePooper December 30, 2019
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halaria gas

to put out stedy flows of flatulation while exsperincing uncontrolabel laughter
my friend producted a steady flow of halaria gas after I stomped my toe on post at the bottom of the bed
by ForeverTwiLight Kid February 21, 2009
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Stepping Gas

During a running workout farts are released with each step
I had stepping gas for almost a half mile today!
by daparkster February 21, 2009
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