Diarrhea nips

The act of shooting poo poo out of both areolas simultaneously with a consistency that resembles hot lava exploding from a volcano. Although usually brought on by something hilarious or shocking, this can also be used as a defense mechanism.

Dude, I swear to god if he comes at me with a knife, I'm gonna shotty blast him in the face with straight diarrhea nips.

by WhereDaWhoppers October 04, 2017

Pit-nips

Man nipples that are so far apart they are practically under his arms.

That guy has a great bod except for his pit-nips.

by smellynipples December 31, 2013

noodle nips

Very long nipples

Patrica has noodle nips

by york Hunt January 25, 2014

Nip Rip

A more aggressive variation of the classic purple nurple. Not as harsh as a titty twister.

"Dude I just gave a brutal nip rip to that other dude "

by Charombie February 28, 2012

Nip Rip

When two emo kids are fucking and their nipple rings get intertwined and their nipples get ripped off

Bro me and my girl were RAWR XDing each other and our titty rings got stuck together and our nipples ripped off! I hate nip rips XD

by BigFroDH April 01, 2019

Nip Reading

An incredibly obvious thing every person (man or woman) does when they see a girl with particularly prominent boobs. Staring incredibly intently like they're trying read a book without opening the cover.

These motherfuckin pervs are always nip reading, "my eyes are up here"

by Mary Tyler Moore December 12, 2016

Ganksta NIP

The best rapper to ever exist. Much better than any that have been in the mainstream.

I always listen to some Ganksta NIP when I wake up.

by ItsOverNow April 28, 2021