beer ninja

one who stealthily can steal another's beer. basically a beer ninja is one stealthy m0-fo and can do it right in front of yo face.

Yo digga, tonite i stole a beer and used kim's fat ass as a screen when i leaned over and grabbed it off the fuckin coffee table. I'm a hella sweet beer ninja.

Hahahahaha Dave was so drunk i walked right up to him and stole his beer like 2 feet from his face. fuckin hilarious. Man that makes 2 beers tonite. I'm such a fuckin beer ninja, yo.

by jassu19 August 29, 2006

nigga ninja

A real black nigga that dispears at night becoming stealthy
as if he was a ninja

MAn1: bring jamal on halloween
Man2: why
Man1: he is a nigga ninja he cant be seen when we egg peoples houses
Man2: good idea

by ChrisNaps April 6, 2008

butt ninja

Undeniably one of the sneakiest and scariest ASSassins of the world. Known for being able to PENETRATE the most secure facilities in the world with incredible ease with the sole intention of raping man ass. Butt ninjas have super human abilities allowing them to walk through walls, turn invisible, cling to ceilings, and run faster than light... translation: they will have sex with your butt no matter what.

Bro-1: "I was too afraid to shower at the empty gym last night. I kept thinking I saw a butt ninja out of the corner of my eye."
Bro-2: "That's a lie, a butt ninja would've never gotten spotted by a douche like you. Probably just a normal rapist."

by pokstad January 25, 2008

nerdy ninja

A ninja who is also good at mathematical calculations

He snuck up behind me and did my homework! What a Nerdy Ninja

by Dig abick11 February 27, 2017

ninja chirpse

Chirpse so subtle, but effective, that the other person doesn't realise until it's too late

Guy 1: Dude I totally scored with that girl last night!
Guy 2: Really? She didn't seem that into you...
Guy 1: It was a classic ninja chirpse

by Gerontius June 6, 2013

Ninja Drill

When you run really fast into a room and close the door because you imagined that a ninja was chasing you or some other sort of danger approached. Generally used to prepare for a future ninja attack.

QUICK! RUN!

why did i just run into your room?
32 seconds. Good ninja drill time.

by 007hippo September 29, 2009

accent ninja

Someone who usually doesn't have an accent, but every now and then, an obnoxious one sneaks its way into conversation.

Yo, that dude just accent ninja'd me!

by RobinSparkles1983 August 16, 2010