nice guy

always finishes last

nice guys finish last

by pupil August 4, 2003

nice guy

the person every girl will compare their would-be boyfriends to, for they possess every trait a woman desires. However, for whatever reason, women avoid them like the plague.

"I'd never date Jimmy in a million years, but he sure is a nice guy"

by ares1013 March 11, 2005

Nice to meet you

In matters of etiquette, the proper way to introduce yourself to someone you don't know.

Scott: My name is Scott, and I'll be your ski instructor for today. Nice to meet you.
Peter: Thank you, nice to meet you too.

by AlbertM August 23, 2009

nice hair, wanna fuck?

The world's easiest and most simple way to get a girl. Also, see nipps for further explanations.

-Nice hair, wanna fuck?
-Sure!

by Johnny Nipps February 19, 2004

Nice Guy

A man who is to afraid to speak his mind. Often times they will complain about how they are mistreated by women and hate the "Alpha's", "Frat Guy" ,"Athletes" and label them as troglodytes. What the nice guys fail to realize, is they are weak at a fundamental level. They only befriend the girls who are attractive because they have hopes that the friendship will result in sex or relationship. They kling on to these attractive woman because they do not have enough confidence in themselves to say they deserve more and better from these relationships. The pandering fool often is depressed because though he feels that he is close to the girl, he understands fundamentally the woman will not grow to like him. This is because girls are attracted to confidence on a very basic level. The obsequious ways of the nice guy are the embodiment of lack of confidence and self loathing. Nice guys do not strive to be jerks but good men. The difference in the two paradigms is this, nice guys do what they do to receive validation and praise, good men do what they want because they want to. Good men are truthful, honest and blunt.

I was a nice guy and hated myself and the world, I became a good man and I love life and the world.

by Thelonious Kwiggz August 11, 2012

nice guy

A term used by a female for a male she does not find sexually interesting.

See also: friend or just a friend

One of life's great mysteries is how women can simultaneously complain about inconsiderate man-whores and the impossibility of finding a "nice guy", while sitting across from a hetero male friend who also has similar male friends that she has met but declined to date.

by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005

Nice View

"Nice view" is a phrase used by me and my friends. It is something that I think I worth sharing.

We say this when a friend of ours is sitting in front of someone's ass crack. "Nice view" is a mixture of sarcasm and if the view IS nice, good for you.

Me: Nice view. (Followed by a wink)
Her: I know right. (Sarcasm)

You know those times where you are just there working your butt off so you dont have homework tonight and then the person in front of you needs help so the teacher comes over and leans to the person so the her huge fat ass is right in front of your freaking face?

Me: Nice view. (While puking)
Her: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Now, are you scared of heights? Because the line on your behind is like halfway there. Pull it up!!

A fat ass person sits in front of me.

Me: Check out my nice view.
Her: That's beautiful.

by marlanmae April 29, 2013