Holy Name

A pretigious co-ed "Catholic" school situated in Reading, PA, about 1 hour outside of Philadelphia. Despite traffic jams, oversleeping, late carpools, and staying at home to write a paper due later that day, Holy Name students eventually show up on campus to bond over food, frees, and fake tans. Girls are both Tiffanified and pearl/ribbon belt wearing sluts, and artsy Hot Topic wearing, dyed haired rock chicks; despite "differences," everyone ends up as good friends by senior year. As far as reputations go- Holy Name is breeding grounds for sluts... HN girls are therefore no strangers to weekend bedroom excursions with Hill, Prep, Central, and of course, HN guys. As for the guys - they're notorious for cheating on their girlfriends with whoever they can find.

Holy Name girl 1: OMG, so Mary Margaret hooked up with Pat M and Pat K at Katie's house...
HN girl 2: Um, why do you care, I hooked up with him at the mixer, and then he hooked up with some Central girl...
HN girl 1: Yea, but I hooked up with him twice right after... and I want him to come to Get Together... ohhh let's go get pretzels from the receptionist!
HN girl 2: It's ok, we can ask Mike R and Mike T instead... oohhh no it's Sarah's birthday, she has cake! And then we can go get pretzels. Oh! And can I borrow your Bible?? I lost mine or something.

by Maria Lawrence September 21, 2005

compound name

When a woman hyphenates her name during a marriage or after divorce. She often will inflict this on her children as well.

"Why does that kid have a hyphen in his name? Is he from another country where they use punctuation as letters?"
"no, man...his mom made him take a compound name after she left his dad."

ex name hypohyphenation divorce

by Bluegutsoup April 8, 2010

Risky Names

The risk of posting names on urbandictionary because some editors will go ahead and post the opposite of what you posted about (Person's Name) because it is funny to piss people off that way

Hahaha look at all the losers posting those risky names on urbandictionary

by universityofmiami101010 June 30, 2009

comfortable name

The Comfortable Name, or CM, is the name you can choose to have as well as not. It works in much the same way as the name for trans people, in fact, although not necessarily based on gender dysphoria, it is the solution for those with name dysphoria.

Person 1: I hate my name so much, I wish I could be called Luke.
Person 2: Luke can become your comfortable name.
Person 1: My what?
Person 2: Yes, your comfortable name. The name you let yourself be called by, that isn't necessarily your registry name.
Person 2: Cool! Then Luke will be my comfortable name.
Person 1: Great! Bye Luke.

by Flxrence28 December 10, 2021

Nicholas Name

An elongation of an individual's name utilized in the stead of a person's real name when said person's birth name is too short to form a Nickname. May be accidentally used at the annoyance of said person or may be purposefully used again at the annoyance of said individual.

Examples:

Larry: "Meet Cassandra"
Casey: "My birth name is Casey..."
Larry: "Ha - okay Cassandra"

Larry: "Meet Ianovancovich the Third"
Ian: "Larry you're a dick"

Larry: "Meet Chipotlepech"
Chip: "...my name is Chip"
Larry: "Hahahaha who the fuck names a kid Chip?!?"

Larry is a dick who likes to create Nicholas Names for everyone he knows.

Random Other: "That's not my name"

Larry: "It's your Nicholas Name"
Random Other: "Ugh"

by kcandginger November 17, 2016

Sky (name)

The prettiest person i ever say, i fell in love with them as soon as we started talking

"Sky (name) is so pretty."

by Shitbearphobia1111 January 2, 2022

J name

When a person has a J at the start of their name, usually either a complete asshole that likes to manipulate everyone and everything that exists OR the sweetest most caring person you'll ever see. (10% chance)

Usually though, they are better off to be left alone.

EXAMPLE:
J: I wish you were never born! I don't deserve you... you suck!
2: go fuck yourself
J: Why are you being so mean! I did nothing wrong..
Example 2:
1: I've met the sweetest person! They're a J name!
2: Are you sure?

by ashittyperson July 17, 2023