Shitty nicks

Someone who is over trusting of a fart resulting in the explosion of their bowls onto their clothes.

Kathryn has shitty nicks

by Yallobi February 24, 2026

Claudistische Nackenfotze

Wenn dein Arbeitgeber oder dein Kunde dich fragt, warum sie statt dir nicht einfach Claude nehmen.

"Mein Chef hat mir heute so eine claudistische Nackenfotze verpasst."
A: "Unser Kunde hat schon wieder gedroht uns mit Claude zu ersetzen."
B: "Tja, eine klassische claudistische Nackenfotze."

by kawaiiotta March 1, 2026

Elijah Nacke

The Tarfest Dude to Ever Tarf/ Nursing Legend

Micheal: Yo Dan shotgun this beer.
Dan: *shotguns beer*
Micheal: Fuck yeah that reminds me of Elijah Nacke!

by DawgWalk21 July 26, 2025

Orange Necks

Orange Necks are kinda like Red Necks, but WAY dumber, and even MORE inbred. 😜🤪 Orange Necks are at the very bottom of the evolutionary chain. Even dumber than Neanderthals and just barely higher than chimpanzees. 🐒 Orange Necks rarely seek mates outside of their immediate family members. Their motto is "incest is the best!." They reside in places where your wife is also your sister. They are rabid followers of Donald Trump. They actually think that he's out for their best interest, 😂 when in reality, he milks them for every penny, then tosses them away like a used condom.

"Man, them Orange Necks sure are dumb 😜, they actually believe every one of Trump's lies." 😂

by Apachicano October 14, 2025

baileys and nicks

The most perfect couple you'll ever meet nicks like to be themselves, gentleman, and sporty and baileys are beautiful, sporty, and sweet

perfect couple sweet heart
baileys and nicks

by The truth and the lies January 19, 2014

That really nocks my noggers

When something happens that makes you very happy- that really nocks my noggers.

Crush: Texts me back

Me: That really nocks my noggers.

This cake is so good, it really nocks my noggers.

My noggers are not very nocked at the moment because someone ate all my cereal.

by famlyfrendlycontnt January 26, 2019

I Just Cracked My Nucks

When you crack your knuckles.

I Just Cracked my Nucks not my nuts

by Icrackedmynucks April 9, 2021