Blue Noose

An overused google pic used for edgy people that want attention

Yo that guy is so gay he needs to get a blue noose

by AkiseAru March 3, 2018

Hairy Noose

A term used to describe the effect on many unfortunate men of woman's greatest weapon. A weapon shamelessly wielded by a certain type of woman, effectively more often than not, to wickedly get her own way and reduce men to pathetic approximations of what they once were. The first sign of it's effect is typically when a male goes missing from weekly boys nights, card games, fishing trips and the like. More serious effects may even extend to a woman gaining access to such things as a closed male only WhatsApp group with understandly disastrous consequences.

Conversation over a beer:

Dude 1: What's happened to Joe? Haven't seen him for donkeys.

Dude 2: the dopey cunts fucked. He's shacked up with some ranga scrag who's been riding him to within an inch of his life. He's had a lengthy dry spell up to now so you can't blame him for dipping the wick but she's mad as a cut snake and won't let the poor fucker take so much as a piss without written permission. He'll wise up soon enough once he gets a decent look at her melon in the sunlight but for now he's well and truly caught in the hairy noose. I'd give him a month and we'll see him back. He loves the suds.

by SqueezyKneezy April 17, 2019

meu novo mundo

is a song that says “A vontade de te ver já é maior que tudo
E não existem distâncias no meu novo mundo” and it is obvious that you and I think of that person we love but this person is 1,306.5 km away from us, and what we want most is “Cantar na sua festa
Vem dançar comigo
Aproveita e me sequestra”

“I heard “meu novo mundo” the whole trip thinking about júlia”

by isvenushere January 6, 2021

Captain Novolin

That one retarded kid with diabetes who thinks he's a superhero. He's just fat.

bro richard is such a Captain Novolin

by Icosalord March 19, 2022

Foosh noosh

the smoking of the illicit drugs

Gary said he wants the quality foosh noosh sick of this headache’s of bullshit crap

by The original foosh May 1, 2022

Foosh noosh

Foosh noosh is the definition of smoking pottery

Let’s get on the foosh noosh

by The original foosh May 1, 2022

Major Noose

Another name for a "Good Luck Chuck." That is to say, a person who breaks up with a person, and that person's next relationship ends in marriage.

Wow, Jason sure is a Major Noose. Every time he breaks up with a girl, she gets married on her next relationship.

by Wxllco July 16, 2022