Mystery meat

When you aren't sure how big/small a guy's dick is

My new boyfriend really has a mystery meat.

by Samiejo816 November 17, 2016

mysteri

Some one else

She is Mysteri.

by Rhsbdjejjsnfnej November 30, 2016

mystery sock

When you find some random stranger's sock in your pile of laundry.

I was folding my laundry and I found a mystery sock! Barf!

by Bangcouver March 28, 2017

Mystery meat

A Grindr profile without a picture

Don't message me without a picture, please. Don't waste my time with mystery meat.

by Nom de ploome July 20, 2017

Mysterteck

1 :Self Proclaimed ( wannabe ) God
2 :Spacebar slayer

Dude don't be mysterteck

by Noob.God September 3, 2017

mystery sprinkle

When some unexpectedly kind of liquid sprinkles on your head/body, and you have to touch it with your hand and look at it to identify the liquid. This usually happens when it's not raining or when you're inside. The build-up to the reveal is always intense, yet 9/10 times it's still water. You always think it's birdshit or some kind of bodily fluid.

"I walked beneath a tree yesterday and got a mystery sprinkle. I thought it was birdshit but it turned out to be just water."

by Piemelfiets October 25, 2017

Mystericool

Mysterious and cool at the same time. See Myscoolious

This Voodoo ceremony is mystericool.

by -- a- -xx- November 26, 2017