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Mystery meat

When you aren't sure how big/small a guy's dick is
My new boyfriend really has a mystery meat.
by Samiejo816 November 17, 2016
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mysteri

Some one else
She is Mysteri.
by Rhsbdjejjsnfnej November 30, 2016
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mystery sock

When you find some random stranger's sock in your pile of laundry.
I was folding my laundry and I found a mystery sock! Barf!
by Bangcouver March 28, 2017
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Mystery meat

Don't message me without a picture, please. Don't waste my time with mystery meat.
by Nom de ploome July 20, 2017
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Mysterteck

1 :Self Proclaimed ( wannabe ) God
2 :Spacebar slayer
Dude don't be mysterteck
by Noob.God September 3, 2017
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mystery sprinkle

When some unexpectedly kind of liquid sprinkles on your head/body, and you have to touch it with your hand and look at it to identify the liquid. This usually happens when it's not raining or when you're inside. The build-up to the reveal is always intense, yet 9/10 times it's still water. You always think it's birdshit or some kind of bodily fluid.
"I walked beneath a tree yesterday and got a mystery sprinkle. I thought it was birdshit but it turned out to be just water."
by Piemelfiets October 25, 2017
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Mystericool

Mysterious and cool at the same time. See Myscoolious
This Voodoo ceremony is mystericool.
by -- a- -xx- November 26, 2017
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