mutorcs

The definition of faggotry. Likes male sex, crossplaying on the internet (pretending to be a female), and wears 12 shirts under a hand made vest made out of his mother's ass.

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Mutorcs is a cumbag

by Speak'o'd'evil April 18, 2005

Mutro

n: anything which adds humor to a situation. (This word can be used in any manner that is desired. Often used in inside and contextual jokes).

Gary acts like a stupid Mutro.

by Mutro City February 26, 2009

Muttboll

När du trycker ihop en mutta till en blå boll och pressar ut all kräm som med en citron.

Jävlat vad hårt jag gjorde muttbollen igår asså!
Helvete vad koolt!

by KILROYguy April 27, 2015

squat mattress

A girl who will fuck for a place to sleep that night.

"She's a dirty squat mattress."

by Rasputin August 24, 2003

muterus

The large frontal area of men who are extremely overweight. The area that is creased by the stitching of their pants. Muterus comes from man-uterus. The area that is taken up by this obstruction.

James went to Macdonalds for 5 weeks straight and now he can't sit down because his muterus takes up too much space!

by Ol' Rock May 5, 2007

Mattress Ranch

Another name for semen.

After I am done tossing your salad, I am going to coat it with my mattress ranch.

by Sir. Ted March 15, 2011

mattress dancing

It's sex, you IQ-deprived idiots.

I don't tango, but I do spend my nights mattress dancing.

by smarterthanyou265 July 24, 2014