wore his/her mustache

The act of performing fellatio or cunnilingus so that their pubic hair appears to be attached to the performing partners face like a mustache.

Did you hear that he wore his/her mustache in the back of his mother's car the other day?

by pmcopo April 19, 2011

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Chicken Shit Mustache

A mustache, usually grown by a man, that contains only a few long hairs. These are typical seen on Asians or white trash. The mustache is seemingly "scared" to grow out fully.

Look at that fucking Asian and his Chicken Shit Mustache!

by OA Tits September 5, 2011

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the most awesome people in the world. :3)
tend to have blonde or red hair.
are.amazing.

will rule the world someday, and make everything pink and banish ugly guys!
also tend to love easy bake ovens...
-applesause-
wait whatt??
hubba.hubba.
like to draw on baby oranges...
cool cats, huh?

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l_l: Your such a Mustache Muchacho.

Mr.RiceMan!: Applesause?

Mr.RiceMan!: He's such a MustacheMuchacho

OreoGirl: he's my mexican boyfriend. back off.

by ilikericeandoreosinmysoup! February 12, 2010

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OilBar Mustache

OilBar Mustache: (V.) When one engages in a sexual act of placing a frozen chocolate bar in their condensing partners anus, while concurrently masturbating their partner's genitals with a food grade lubricant, ie: " Crisco." After the initial climax, the now melted chocolate is smeared upon the other partners upper lip, and licked off by the climax-er.

A sexual act the OilBar Mustache, well described in the definition.

by JKJRS April 25, 2010

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Canadian Mustache

a unibrow

Did you see that dude's Canadian mustache?

by mooshkameeshka October 12, 2010

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rubbing mustache

I need to poop.

I need to go rub a mustache, before I burst my colostomy bag!!!

by johnhenry June 1, 2004

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THE mustache ride

Getting an invite for a party to celebrate the awesome that is the mustache on FaceBook and receiving hundreds of replies because the concept of reply to sender is difficult to grasp for some. Trolling and hilarity ensues, in that order.

FB_User_nosenseofhumor:

Okay, but what do we do about the annoying messages on our computers? It's still annoying, and there's no obvious way not to get them.

FB_User_regularperson:

Ha ha ha ha! You just had THE mustache ride!

by Doc_knows October 6, 2010

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