mitochondria

The thing that makes photosynthesis

Tom: "what's the mitochondria?"
Steve: "Not the powerhouse of the cell"

by Chef. Balsamico October 14, 2020

Ethiopean Moocher

A person that mooches food off of you in the office and doesn't give you any of thier food in return.

Patrick Lancaster is an Ethiopean Moocher.

by AndrewIShilarious August 9, 2006

mooch

a man cooch

he's totally got a mooch
mooch juice!

by Toonie April 21, 2004

Boob Moocher

A person who constantly begs to use your boobs. while never returning the favor.

Alletta is such a boob moocher.

by d00ny March 16, 2010

Arabian Monocle

A delicious act of whoredom during which a lucky participant has one eye covered by another eager volunteer's respective testicle. See arabian goggles.

Interested party: "Yo dawg, I heard Tay-Tay hooked you up with an Arabian Monocle last night. How was that?"

Reciever: "To be honest bro, sucked. One of my eyes was warm with ballsack, and the other has fresh pink eye. Would I do it again? Anything to bear a striking resemblance to my hero, Mr. Peanut."

IP: "...Dude, what the fuck. He's a nut with a monocle, you had a nut on your face, albeit in monocle fashion. Nigga, you gay. Move past the denial phase."

by f7u12intheAmotherF'er June 2, 2011

mooch tart

Jonny is the one and only mooch tart

"hello mooch tart"

mooch tart = jonny

by sophiethebest April 15, 2005

Urban Motocross

Go out in the night, take your tricycle, take your training wheels off, now your city is the course.

dady dont buy me everything

by Anonymous September 29, 2003