Mormon Food

The food that Mormons eat.

Yo did you see Tyler and his family eating that Mormon Food.

by Yoshi23805 June 29, 2017

mormon dating

Two mormons under the age of 16 who are attracted to each other but aren't "dating". Everyone knows they are a thing.

Tilly and Cora are totally mormon dating.

by algebrarox February 19, 2017

Mormon Block

Two cars driving side-by-side at the same slow speed on a highway, thus blocking others from passing. This slang imagines a family with many children forced to take two cars and then drive in a manner that is oblivious to other traffic and others around them.

Those two cars are doing the Mormon Block and slowing the entire highway down to 40.

by Mr. Underhill May 27, 2016

mormon nice

1. A nice person who is excessively nice or awkwardly nice in a way that might make someone else feel like something is wrong.

2. A guy who struggles to get a date because he is too nice.

(Was used in the movie “when we first met” to describe someone excessively nice.)

He takes nice to the next level, he’s Mormon nice.

by xwave800 December 18, 2019

The Mormon Flop

The action of supporting an issue today, and being against it tomorrow. While being Mormon.

Mitt Romney performs The Mormon Flop every time his lips move.

by Liberty2012 November 5, 2011

Jack Mormon

Somebody who is Mormon but does things that's looked down upon and is against what Mormon's should be doing. Aka against their rules. For example; does drugs or drinks liquor.

P.1: "Isn't that Bob over there snorting a line and drinking?"

P.2: "Yeah,"

P.1: "Isn't he Mormon?"

P.2: "Yeah, but Bob's Jack Mormon so he does that kind of stuff"

by Naadnad14 December 5, 2022

mormon purgatory

1. The place non-mormons go when they die while waiting for their baptism to enter mormon heaven.

So I was hitting it from behind with this mormon chick and I pull out and she says "You're going to hell for wasting your cum"
"No I'm going to mormon purgatory because I'm not mormon."

by Chronoshorse December 6, 2020