Faithless Mormon

A "faithless elector" from Utah in the US Electoral College.

Person 1: Did you hear that an elector from the state of Utah voted at the electoral college for someone that Utah did not vote for?

Person 2: That person must be a Faithless Mormon, I can't think of any other reason to why they would do that.

by MST3K I like November 24, 2020

Mormon Rodeo

When your Morman bro is soaking with his new girl and you jump on his back, smack his ass, and try to hold on for 8 seconds.

Bro 1: "There's not much to do around here is there man?"
Bro 2: " You could try a Mormon Rodeo, my personal best is 7.6 seconds"

by Zephyrousx October 2, 2021

mormon dating

Two mormons under the age of 16 who are attracted to each other but aren't "dating". Everyone knows they are a thing.

Tilly and Cora are totally mormon dating.

by algebrarox February 19, 2017

Jack Mormon

Somebody who is Mormon but does things that's looked down upon and is against what Mormon's should be doing. Aka against their rules. For example; does drugs or drinks liquor.

P.1: "Isn't that Bob over there snorting a line and drinking?"

P.2: "Yeah,"

P.1: "Isn't he Mormon?"

P.2: "Yeah, but Bob's Jack Mormon so he does that kind of stuff"

by Naadnad14 December 5, 2022

Jack Mormon

A non-practitioner of the Mormon faith, aka LDS. One who was “born” into the Mormon faith, but persists with their “sinful” habits and addictions (such as Jack Daniels liquor). Popular in the Southwestern U.S.

Don’t let Keith fool you. His whole family are all “Jack Mormons.” They are at the casino drinking every weekend.

by BigDude828 August 10, 2018

Mormon Thottie

a woman who is also a sneaky hoe but knows that she has to stop her ways and be pure because she is still a Mormon.

Jennifer was nice but now she’s just a Mormon thottie.

by majesticalmeg July 17, 2018

Mormon Food

The food that Mormons eat.

Yo did you see Tyler and his family eating that Mormon Food.

by Yoshi23805 June 29, 2017