The Mormon Effect

When you say something that you know will piss your woman off but you say it anyway.

Friend: why was she pissed off with you last night.
Me: I said something that I knew would piss her off but I couldn't resist.
Friend: Ah! The Mormon Effect !

by Roarbear April 21, 2018

The Mormon Flop

The action of supporting an issue today, and being against it tomorrow. While being Mormon.

Mitt Romney performs The Mormon Flop every time his lips move.

by Liberty2012 November 05, 2011

Faithless Mormon

A "faithless elector" from Utah in the US Electoral College.

Person 1: Did you hear that an elector from the state of Utah voted at the electoral college for someone that Utah did not vote for?

Person 2: That person must be a Faithless Mormon, I can't think of any other reason to why they would do that.

by MST3K I like November 25, 2020

mormon purgatory

1. The place non-mormons go when they die while waiting for their baptism to enter mormon heaven.

So I was hitting it from behind with this mormon chick and I pull out and she says "You're going to hell for wasting your cum"
"No I'm going to mormon purgatory because I'm not mormon."

by Chronoshorse December 07, 2020

Mormon Beth

A person who has sexual relations with a member of their immediate family

She had sex with her Brother, the Mormon Beth

by The big person 55555 May 13, 2019

Mormon Food

The food that Mormons eat.

Yo did you see Tyler and his family eating that Mormon Food.

by Yoshi23805 June 29, 2017

mormon nice

1. A nice person who is excessively nice or awkwardly nice in a way that might make someone else feel like something is wrong.

2. A guy who struggles to get a date because he is too nice.

(Was used in the movie “when we first met” to describe someone excessively nice.)

He takes nice to the next level, he’s Mormon nice.

by xwave800 December 19, 2019