moral bank account

This puts a dollar value on how moral or ethical a person is. The less money in the moral bank account the worse the person is.

Natty B has an overdrawn moral bank account due to his many and numerous instances of poor behaviour whilst intoxicated with sculse

by The Pro-abortionist February 8, 2008

marialicious

To be the bestest sister in the whole world.

My sister Sarah is marialicious.

by Jebediah Johnson May 12, 2008

moral values

n. One's personal definition of and resolve to practice the proper behavior to exhibit, both in public and private. This may be determined by one's religion, philosophy, carnal desires, or lack thereof.

Propaganda is usually an attempt to to spread one's moral values to others.

Censorship is usually an attempt to impose one's moral values upon propaganda.

by Downstrike May 25, 2004

getting mortal

A recent popular term to refer to the intention of becoming intoxicated from heavy alcohol consumption. Generally used by the lesser educated and/or millennial generation as the phrase itself "getting mortal" literally translates as "becoming exactly the same as i currently am" as, after all, everyone with the exception of John Wick is mortal.

Overexcited girl: "Tell you what guys I cant wait for tonight im getting mortal"
Educated friend: "You mean your immortal, you can't die?"
Overexcited girl: "What?"
Educated friend: "Twat."

by Declaron EU-Darksorrow August 11, 2017

morality

1
a : a moral discourse, statement, or lesson
b : a literary or other imaginative work teaching a moral lesson
2
a : a doctrine or system of moral conduct
b plural : particular moral principles or rules of conduct
3
: conformity to ideals of right human conduct
4
: moral conduct : virtue
See morality defined for English-language learners
See morality defined for kids

The group is calling for a return to traditional morality.

two groups with clashing moralities

The decision may be legally justified, but I question its morality.

by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015

Nobility of Morals

Founded on monday december 20th 2004, by the knights: Aaron and Pentescu. It is dedicated to upholding the morals that they judge right and proper.

You are a being of awsome power, on a walk in the woods you encounter two swords in a river. Both swords belong to a hated foe. You have four options, keep one sword, both swords, leave them, or return them. As a being of moral integrity, what do you do?

As a noble of morals you destroy both, ensuring no immoral use may come of them.

by Ragnar Snorison December 20, 2004

moral jaw

noun; the part of a person that is lost (aka. misplaced temporarily, occasionally referred to as 'dropped') when situations or circumstances cause one to question the integrity of their character, more often than not at a moment of extreme weakness, generally followed shortly thereafter by feelings of deep regret. Can also be utilized as independent nouns and pluralized.

"omg, i totally slept with that beat, fugly guy last night. Moral jaw? GONE."

"I drank the bar dry last night, was faced out of my mind and drove home. Has anyone seen my morals? JAW?! Has ANYONE seen my jaw?"

by Clownfish Shrimpvestro December 29, 2007