Moff tits

When you can no longer stand on your own two feet.

In other words under the influence of some severely good illegal substances.

Mate I can’t stand any more , think I’m moff tits

by Dave moff tits October 19, 2022

Mofo

A short abbreviation for “motherfucker” just in a polite, respectful way.

Person1(“isn’t one plus nine three?”)
Person2(“ You a slow mofo. “)
Person1(“Gosh darn it. ”)

by oinotna>backwards February 2, 2023

mofaloughagus

a new planet or something strange

maybe my characters live is mofaloughagus adjective (mofá lof a gus

by noun/adjective March 15, 2023

Mofo Mud Tug

When you ask for a hand job, and they carry out the task with their butthole instead of their hand. Originated in mount forest. Hence the “Mofo Mud Tug”

That Steve sure gave me a good mofo mud tug the other night.

by Gilmorehappy May 4, 2023

Joe Moffett

The most extreme dream that occurs in one's lifetime. It can be any form of pleasure, fun, fear, or torture; combined or individually.

Last night I had an incredible Joe Moffett that I'll never forget.

by Duke Master October 13, 2010

Rich mofo

People who got money and are motherfuckers.

I am homeless and this dude was a rich mofo to me.

by UrBaNdeFiNer$$$ May 30, 2018

Jacques Moffat

Someone who is very deep and sentimental about life. They need people that will be encouraging.

Jacques Moffat loves to contemplate life.

by StanGot7forSmarts October 15, 2019