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Mitch

the male form of Karen
I was at Chili's and I saw this Mitch who thought the guacamole looked too green push nachos off the table and ask for the manager.
by theajishow April 17, 2021
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Steven Thomas Mitch lll

An Asian-American man who is 5'7" and is secretly homosexual towards characters from the movie "Cars"
Joe: Hey, Steven Thomas Mitch lll
Steven: I wanna fuck lightning Mcqueen

Joe: Lowkey same
by Berry Chalupa April 18, 2021
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Mitched

To get 'mitched' is nothing other than a bad experience. The term mitched covers a broad set of circumstances however if you're to get mitched you always end up worse off.

If you've been mitched it can be life changing and you can spend many years resenting your experience and angry at life.

If anyone does get mitched we suggest taking a sabbatical in order to come back stronger
I came up with a business model which would generate a huge income for the business and myself. It was such a good idea I visualised myself in a ferrari pulling up to bars in mayfair. This idea was put in place and worked, I was essentially a millionaire. As soon as the money came in I was mitched and mitch pocketed all funds and took credit for the work.
by Den_i_am May 4, 2021
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Mitch

Mitch a man bitch, has no friends and doesn’t hop off xbox a loser who has a small dick, don’t be a Mitch
Guy 1 - yo you have a small cock
Guy 2 - yeah I have a Mitch I’m a loser and a gay cunt like mitxh
by anonymous November 5, 2021
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Mitched

lying about getting raped and lying to people all the time and treating women like shit
Hey guys this girl raped, sike you just got mitched
by Tom hollands step sis March 8, 2022
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Mitch

Mitch is the sexist, kind hearted, funny, hottest man you will ever see. He always knows how to make you feel wanted and appreciated by him. He knows EXACTLY what he’s doing in the bedroom and will always leave you feeling satisfied and wanting more. He will even get you a towel…if u know what i mean ;) you really can’t go wrong getting yourself a Mitch for the long haul.
Wow!! Mitch you are so sexy, I’m taking you home tonight.
by Babyygurr January 29, 2022
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Mitch

Receiving fellatio from a homeless individual.
Brad: I have $20 left, I could really go for a mitch right now
by Terry the berry February 2, 2022
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