by Samuel_Le_Jackson May 21, 2018
Get the Your Sister's a mister mug.a man who has an ongoing affair with another person outside of a relationship in return for financial support from this person, a male mistress
"his girlfriend suspected he was a misteress to another woman when she surprised him at work to thank him for her new bling only to find out he had been fired months previously."
"he found out that his mistress was actually a misteress in a very unpleasant fashion"
"he found out that his mistress was actually a misteress in a very unpleasant fashion"
by burkielicious July 20, 2008
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by The Return of Light Joker January 22, 2008
Get the Mister Clean mug.The residual weed smoke from a previous hit. Known to eminate from the mouth hole of the somking apparatus. Stingy smokers claim misties as part of their hit, but we all know if you start it, you finish it. Named for it's similarity to mist, or something like that.
EX:
Derek: "Yeah, I mean, I didn't say anything, but that asshole totally stole my misties."
Gary: "Eh, I usually just let him if my lungs are hurting."
Derek: "Yeah, me too. But still, major breach on weed etiquitte."
Derek: "Yeah, I mean, I didn't say anything, but that asshole totally stole my misties."
Gary: "Eh, I usually just let him if my lungs are hurting."
Derek: "Yeah, me too. But still, major breach on weed etiquitte."
by neo-weedterminology May 7, 2011
Get the misties mug.A whore that know the rules of being a worthless tramp. SHe knows that the married man she is screwing has zero respect for her, knows he only want/needs her for sex and "dirty" sex, this mistress also knows that the man will never leave his wife for a slut like herself. She knows her place that wife is always first. The mistress also knows that 1 day a week, no phone calls, no texting, no messages IS the only way to go.
The MOST important rule is to KEEP YOUR DAMN MOUTH SHUT! If a whore forgets even 1 rule, they are not a good mistress. If the whore forgets and talks about the affair she deserves to have the wife whoop her ass AND public humiliation so everyone who will listen will know what a worthless deviod human being you really are!
The MOST important rule is to KEEP YOUR DAMN MOUTH SHUT! If a whore forgets even 1 rule, they are not a good mistress. If the whore forgets and talks about the affair she deserves to have the wife whoop her ass AND public humiliation so everyone who will listen will know what a worthless deviod human being you really are!
Man "ya, girl.......your such a good mistress, my wife won't suck my cock after I put it in her ass!"
"Thanks, sweetie for keeping your mouth closed when my wife called you, now open it and do what a good mistress does!"
"Shut up whore, I told you NOT to call my house you are NOT a good mistress!!"
"Thanks, sweetie for keeping your mouth closed when my wife called you, now open it and do what a good mistress does!"
"Shut up whore, I told you NOT to call my house you are NOT a good mistress!!"
by MikeytheTRUTH December 10, 2009
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Get the Mister Belch mug.Male genitalia that lacks or has very little pubic hair. Women prefer giving head to Mister Smoothie, rather than Mister Hairy Sausage.
by PeeBee February 10, 2004
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