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Michael Showalter

Semi-famous (or perhaps quasi-famous) American comedian and film director. Was a writer and cast member of MTV's sketch comedy show The State, and is a member of the comedy troupe Stella. Also co-wrote and starred in the cult comedy film Wet Hot American Summer. Is currently the host of his own online talk show called The Michael Showalter Showalter.
Michael Showalter is as hilarious as he is underappreciated.

Thanks to Michael Showalter, the word "penisocksor" has entered into my everyday vocabulary.
by BBQ Platypus December 18, 2007
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Michael Bay

The most famous case of the effects of ADHD on human development and functionality. Bay's ADHD affliction is often reflected in his films.
Guy 1: Dude this movie is twitchy and sporadic. It jumps from place to place and nothing is in frame for longer than five seconds.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's Michael Bay for you. Don't blame him though, he's got a problem.
by Baron6489 August 5, 2009
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Michigan Hand Job

When you gotta get that nut off but it is so cold your significant other leaves her mittens on while giving you a hand job.
It sucked that the battery died and the tow truck took so long to get to us. But, hey at least I got a pretty sweet Michigan hand job while we waited.
by lobo11 October 14, 2009
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Michael Balzary

The best bassist in the world, commonly known as Flea, plays with the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Greatest band ever.
Michael Balzary goes by Flea because he is insane and short
by BassBen15 October 17, 2008
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Michaked

When a boy gets "friend zoned" or put in a state where a girl does not want to do sexual activities with you.
"Dude, Zach was trying so hard to get Addie to like him."
"Yeah he definitely got Michaked!"

"She says she loves me, but only as a friend."
"Man i think your getting Michaked"
by TheFakeVishiNaik July 2, 2012
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michamuff

Noun, verb; doing a micha adj: michamuffed, michified

The impromptu growing of a large amount of female pubic hair in an attempt to please both sexes, and failing on both accounts.
Particularly common in the Bedford area.

Often laughed at behind the back of by "friends," commonly unknowingly.
"When I got down there last night, man, she had a micha."

"She is michamuffed up."

"I just wish she didn't have a michamuff!"

"She's hot, but I heard she's michified."

"She used to be sexy, now she's doing a micha."
by Bedfordschoolboy July 20, 2008
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Michigan

A state surrounded by water and filled with corn. The most random incredible shit comes from Michigan, despite it being one of the most boring places on earth, examples of this are: the automobile, the original snowboard, and rapper Eminem. If there was ever a song indirectly written about Michigan it would've been Hot n Cold by Katy Perry, because Michigan weather can be sunny shorts and flip flops weather all day, and then you'll get hit by a blizzard that night. There's jack shit to do in Michigan so most Michigan teens spend the average Friday night smoking weed and terrorizing Michigans chain grocery store, Meijer.
Michigan teen #1: Hey man what do you wanna do tonight?
Michigan teen #2: Idk, wanna get high and go to Meijer?
by BridgeTroll69 March 22, 2017
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