Maria Miami Merger

Maria’s birthday on a Sunday.

It’s Sunday? And Maria’s birthday? We are in the presence of a Maria Miami Merger.

by lauracarolynrhodes July 17, 2022

miami child

Someone who has a great personality and who cares about their friends or family.

Person 1: Danielle is such a Miami Child.
Person 2: Yeah, She's pretty cool.

by RedHeadCreepyGirl April 21, 2018

Mr. Miami

A Blond long haired Norwegian dude(see Gay He-man), using all his time working out and partying with girls half his age.
probably has a speedboat and a bunch of kids with a bunch of different women.

Look at Mr. Miami crushing those young ones...

by Old Dirty Grimmy July 14, 2021

Miami Palm Special (MPS)

When a person, usually without fingers, gives you a hand job by only using their palms.

Hey remember Jill the girl with braces, who lost her fingers last 4th of July, I had her give me the Miami Palm Special (MPS)

by cause 4 concern October 17, 2015