by EL black monkey April 28, 2010
Get the mermilade mug.Picture this. Gregory meets Teddy. McJefferson is dangling from a ceiling fan. Add some cream, consider some Splenda, but then, consider reconsidering. Gregory is a mysterious anthropologist who despises the rump of a young kitten. He simply has no interest in these diddle games. The disliked kitten, almost sprinkled with Splenda, absorbs both McJefferson and Teddy through osmosis, only to separate from the imagination of Gregory through reverse osmosis. The end result: Mermigkas.
What in the name of phlegm-nation, has the alien from the past brought Mermigkas with his pet iguana?
by Knooplflerteotyumonicious June 7, 2011
Get the Mermigkas mug.A McRumor is simply that. A rumor started by McDonald's restaurant employees about other employees, generally usually widespread like a plague due to the staggering of shifts. It may be up to a week before a McDonald's employee hears of such rumor about themselves, at which time, they are normally the last ones to know and must face ridicule by their fellow employees.
In most cases. These Rumors are false. And started by someone with a vendetta.
In most cases. These Rumors are false. And started by someone with a vendetta.
Employee one: "OMG did you hear that Bill slept with Jean?"
Employee two: "No way he also slept with Synthia and Jackie!"
Employee one: "He's such a McWhore"
Employee one: "Did you hear the new McRumor going around?"
Employee two: "About Bill?"
Employee one: "No! about Synthia getting transferred because managers aren't supposed to sleep with crew!"
Employee two: "No way he also slept with Synthia and Jackie!"
Employee one: "He's such a McWhore"
Employee one: "Did you hear the new McRumor going around?"
Employee two: "About Bill?"
Employee one: "No! about Synthia getting transferred because managers aren't supposed to sleep with crew!"
by McSlave01 February 4, 2012
Get the McRumor mug.by Jebberly November 28, 2011
Get the Merlmonkey mug.Someone with a big ass and just as big an ego. But the brains alittle undersized. She has the biggest heart but is often times confused. Has been known to shank people. Watch out around a Marum because she bites. She is also very boy crazy and flirtatious. Unfortunately the boys don't return the favor.
by Squirrel girl January 10, 2015
Get the Marum mug.by Mermaid_of_the_ocean🐚🐬🐳💦 May 20, 2015
Get the Mermaid mug.A Merm is a person who is, well, deliberately Mermy, unkempt, unshowered, refuses to be clean in any way, this can include how their homes are kept i. e. "Their house is the creme de la creme of MermVille, there's also Mermosia which is the whole of the people living like slobs (somehow they always find and migrate to each other) so the collective is known as Mermosia, then, there's just adding a couplefew (which is another one I'll share soon) letters and voila! You now have merms, mermy, mermtastic, it has loads of possibilities
Origin is when two best friends were smoking and the word: "Yes" through time and other words eventually morphed into Merm, completely away from Yes and it's meaning, it was even at one point: "Memps," that lead to the solidified use and term of Merm that even my parents use, it fits well with a "Travis" but that's for another time as well
Origin is when two best friends were smoking and the word: "Yes" through time and other words eventually morphed into Merm, completely away from Yes and it's meaning, it was even at one point: "Memps," that lead to the solidified use and term of Merm that even my parents use, it fits well with a "Travis" but that's for another time as well
Man, Adam thinks he's all that, but he's just a glorified Merm! When was the last time that guy saw soap and water, let alone a toothbrush?! He's definitely in the running for Mayor of MermVille"
(Adam just popped in my head, if you want to remove it and just use "he" it's groovacious
(Adam just popped in my head, if you want to remove it and just use "he" it's groovacious
by NytoPhiliacPluvioPhile September 14, 2015
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