Libyan men

Libyan men are very rare, they are either very majestic and sexy or ugly ass fobs. Libyan men usually have beautiful curly hair or wavy hair, but many of them use 100k hair gel leading to their hair falling out, which is why many Libyan fathers are bald or have a receding hair line. Their sense in fashion is top tier and usually you see them around driving a Kia, Hyundai or Toyota. But be aware, if you find a Libyan man sliding in your dm’s you may not be the only one 🙉.
Hey, guess what! Someone just dm’ed me and told me the most heart melting thing I have ever heard. His hair is so fluffy but his father is bald, what a weird thing..but anyway he posted a story of his white Toyota! -Oh, is he Libyan by any chance? Yes? How did you know! -Oh trust me girl, I know Libyan men by heart, you’re not the only one that got a dm!
by أريج 🫶🫶 February 19, 2023
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monke men

A very powerful gang who wants to return to monke. Usually found in central america but their influence spreads worldwide.
Hank: Dude I just joined the monke men

Travis: yo I'm thinking about joining too
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X men

They have alot of ex's.
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Sick men

Sick men suffer from a malady that is equal or greater to that of women giving birth. If you cross paths will a sick man, please give him undying sympathy and wait on him hand and foot....have sandwiches at the ready and be prepared to give at least an hour foot rub.
My man is sick, the poor dear, women should show the proper attention to all SICK MEN and have sandwiches on standby. Addressing SICK MEN from your knees as been known to speed recovery.
by Maximilian Dinkus March 19, 2022
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men suit

-- Guys went swimming. --
Paul: Aren't you cold?
Mark: No way, I wear my men suit.
by johnymachine September 14, 2009
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Navey Men

Someone who has immense swagger and only skill is having sex with women at any time, in any location.
Navey Men get all the women, whenever they want!
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Men need to...

In all seriousness... Women need to shutbthe fuck about about what men "need to do." I don't NEED to do anything and if MY DICK doesn't have YOUR SALIVA on it... You don't have any authority to be telling me what I NEED to do. Why do I need to do *blank*? For what? YOU!? No!
A bitch "Men need to..."

Hym "Ope! If you finish the sentence I get to tell women what they 'need to do' "

A bitch "...."

Hym "No, go ahead."

A bitch "...."

Hym "Seriously! Men need to... What? Whatbdo men need to do?"

A bitch "....."

Hym "And women need to what? What do women need to do? Does it involve throwing me some booty? I bet it does! I bet you 1 million dollars it involves booty."
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
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