Max is a fucking retarded as wipe who makes a sexual joke every time he can with his gross face and disgusting limp dick attitude
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by TheButterflyGirl October 27, 2019
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by Jade0907 February 16, 2018
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Get the Max mug.max is an amazing person and he usually get with Layni’s :) he’s the most handsome Man U have ever met and when he looks at you , u feel like ur the only girl in the world he treats u like a princess and u just wanna lay in his arms all day. His eyes make u fall in deeper and his smile makes u smile if ur dating him the ur so lucky!! he has blonde hair and freckles , and his freckles are so adorable ! when u get a notification from max u get butterflies well u should get butterflies because I do !! and his snaps make ur day 100000x better and being with him makes u realize how u want to spend the rest of ur life with him. u should want to grow old with him and have kids with him and get married and go on vacations together. he is the only man that has treated Layni right and shes so sad he’s not with her right now but she really loves him a lot. Max is really honest with Layni and that’s one of the reasons why Layni’s love max! when he ft his girl he knows exactly what to say to make her smile and I know I already said this but his eyes broooo everyone loves his eyes but Layni loves them more and u should love max because he is sweet, amazing , honest, trustworthy, caring, and most handsome Man U will ever meet. Anyways if MY MAX is reading this I love you baby
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