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Standing for: For Whom The Bell Tolls this is a somewhat cover of the Metallica song of the same name. The cover was created by dronemetalists Sunn O))) (pronounced sun).
I hate Lars so much what a d-bag he makes me want to listen to F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) all day long!

rip cliff burton
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masterbation

A common mispelling of "masturbation" used by retarded twelve year olds who are neglected by their parents and listen to Linkin' Park.
"Masterbating" is for pre-pubescent morons who don't know what "masturbation" is.
by The Observer May 6, 2003
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Master splinter

A person who looks like a rat, but with the training of the Karate. So in essence Master Splinter is just a Ninja Rat Boy
Ahh! Master Splinter you have honoured us with your presence.
by Maverick October 13, 2003
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Cock-Master Flex

The name for someone with an abnormally long penis i.e. hung like a horse
dude, george is a fucking cock-master flex....
by ... May 17, 2003
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Dungeon Master

A term used in BDSM for a singular male or female who rules over a group of at least three other individuals at the same time. The persons role is similar to that of a dominatrix but with multiple subjects or "Dungeonee's"
"Hey man, you wanna hang out tonight?"
"No way, if i skip out on my dungeon master again she'll pour wax into my ass."
"eew...."

"Did you catch the game last night?"
"nah bro-man, i was to busy being a dungeon master"
by MrAmazing64 September 3, 2011
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Master of Puppets

Probably the greatest Metallica, if not greatest metal album, ever released. With awesome songs such as Master of Puppets (the best of all), Welcome Home (Sanitarium), Disposable Heroes, and Damage Inc, this ablum does not fail. Metallica's...no, METAL's landmark.
Retard: liek omg, korn is soooo hevy
Guy: No, Metallica is the real deal. Listen to Master of Puppets.
Retard: liek omg ther gay the sold out lol noob
Guy: Dumbass
by Bashe April 30, 2006
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master of puppets

master of puppets is by far metallicas greatest album and probably the greatest metal album ever if you dont agree with me that it is ill come to your house and saw your fuckin head off and shove it up your ass and leave you to rot while vultures and other scavanger animals continue to peck away at your filthy rotten disqusting metallica hating faggoty ass body
guy 1:master of puppets is a good album
guy 2:no master of puppets is by far the greatest album ever created and just for saying that you will die a horrible death ass hole!
by ass cheecks March 9, 2007
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