Mario

An Italian plumber who was created by the Japanese, who looks Mexican, can jump like he is black, runs like a Nigerian, and collects coins like a Jew.

Mario is the greatest

by Char94oh January 23, 2017

Mario Krat

Mario Krat is basically Beerio Kart, but with 24 beers instead. The rules are the same: Play Mario Kart with 2-4 (or more) people. Everybody has to drink 24 beers before finishing the race. But don't drink and drive, kids. Hands off the controller when drinking.

Yo Dirk, up for some Beerio Kart?
Miss me with that sober shit, I wanna get hammered playing Mario Krat

by Mikebrary May 8, 2019

Mario

A suave Hispanic man who you should beware of when at your local Dairy Queen. Mario has been known for stealing yo bitch in exchange for a cheesequake blizzard. It should also be noted that it is best not to be found alone in the liquor room when wearing yoga pants when Mario is working... tú sabes ;) You will know when Mario is around by the excessive yelling of "OOOOHCHALA MAMA" followed by loud barking and sexual innuendos. Please don't call HR on Mario... he means well.

That chico Mario is suave AF... I sure wish I had a liquor room.

by La Meche April 24, 2019

Mario and luigi bowser’s inside story

Official nintendo vore, also a very good game

Hey, did you see the game mario and Luigi bowser’s inside story, it’s pretty much officially licensed nintendo vore!

by Scorchys September 23, 2020

Maribor

The most beautiful city in Slovenia by far. Only true capital.

Maribor metropolis! Maribor capital!

by eldhan12 October 30, 2020

Mario Hezonja

The Best Basketball Player Of All Time

Mario Hezonja is the best

by MARIOHEZONJASON December 28, 2020

Sticky Mario

Right before a man has sexual intercourse he shaves his pubes and keeps the clippings. He climaxes on his partners upper lip and sticks the clippings to his ejaculatory fluids producing a Mario style mustache.

I grew a huge bush to give my bitch a Sticky Mario.

by Chance Boulder March 4, 2017