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When someone really frustrates you or sort of angers you but you don't want to piss them off in return.

A phrase to express your frustration.
If your friend is constantly missing the point or keeps making the same mistake over and over.

You would say, man, you make my ass want to carve stove wood.
by SkyukaDave July 22, 2007
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Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie

The Correct Response to a quief cuz that's shit is nasty.
So I Told Her... Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie
by Wes Short October 10, 2004
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Stfu before i make you lick my bloody ear ring

This is obviously a code for hardcore gay sex. When expressed by a male, he really wants to get in that guy booty.
Guy1: You don't scare me!
Guy2: Stfu before I make you lick my bloody ear ring!
Guy1: Ummmm....
Guy2: ;)
by Randomdude990 May 9, 2016
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make your own candle shop

One finds a lit candle burns their fingernail clippings then sells them in their front yard. this was outlawed in 1989 so dont do it! also theres a version where you burn your crap.
Jungkook: ima make my own candle shop!
Jin: as the hyung i will not allow you to get into any illegal shananagans like make your own candle shop
by #bts_army_purple January 5, 2021
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holy shit i can make words

you just....CAN this is the feeling when you make your first word here
by _draky_ April 26, 2021
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