Morning Constitution

Morning Dump

During my morning constitution; I got in some light reading.

by jabanks2 October 22, 2008

morning grind

Sex in the morning

There's nothing like a morning grind with your girl to start the day off.

by hangdog242 July 28, 2008

morning moot

the dank stankiness emanating from a women's vagina which begins to fester and brew after a night of penetrative vaginal sex. Usually smells a combination of vagina juices and decaying corpses.

Sean: "man, maddy had real bad morning moot this morning, it was wafting through the entire house. She wanted me to go down on her but there was no way i was going anywhere near that stanky beat up pussy"

by the fez May 3, 2014

Folger's Morning

Have your significant other drinks 1 to 2 pots of black coffee. Then set up a box fan and set it on high. Lay down naked in front of it and start jerking off, as she defecates on the other side of the running fan, spraying her caffeinated fecal love upon you.

The Folger's Morning left me needing a shower.

by Satsusickryu August 17, 2012

morning sex

the morning after having sex with the person you love. The girl should wake up before the boy and she should get between his legs and swirl her tongue around his cock until it's hard. then suck on him until he wakes up and when he wakes up the girl should sit on his cock, while it's pushed inside of her pussy then fuck him softly while he lays there in a daze of the night before.

I woke up to my girl blowing me, she so wanted morning sex

by mohymohymohymohymohy November 11, 2013

junkies in the morning

a group of guys that do an awesome and funny talkshow on the radio.....

i listend to the junkies from 6 - 10 on 99.1 whfs.....

by josh slipsour July 3, 2003

Good Morning America

A Good Morning America is an alcoholic beverage, invented by two Kettering University students in 2010, and so named because of its resemblance to a Screwdriver. In addition, the caffeine content will perk you up, and you will seem like one of the hosts of the eponymous morning television show. To make a jug of Good Morning America, follow the recipe:

4x 8.4 oz cans Red Bull (or 2x 16.9 oz. cans)
1x 750mL bottle vodka
1x 2 Liter bottle Sunny D (original)

Mix the vodka and Sunny D in a gallon jug, cap, and shake. After that, add the Red Bull. Recipe makes .975 Gallons. Enjoy.

Dude, what's your weapon of choice tonight?

I'm rocking a full gallon of Good Morning America!

Haha, have fun blacking out and fucking a fat chick, even though that shit is super tasty.

by jollyroger1210 December 17, 2010